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North Spore Shop: North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies

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giving up before I even get started
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I don't know shit about forums, right

so I make the mistake of thinking that all I have to do is just simply download some program or another / install the fucker on an empty hard drive I have set aside specifically for the site I want to make / and then just simply click on the icon, an let-er go

WRONG!

apparently you have to download another program JUST so your computer can even *use* the first
(and that one's complicated even more by encrypting the help file in 'Geek Speak' that you need a translator just to understand)

so now you have:
  • message forum software that your computer doesn't recognize
  • software that'll get your computer to recognize it...which you don't understand
  • instruction manuals that might as well be written in ancient sanskrit for all the sense it makes to you
  • and still absolutely no idea how to bring any of this nonsense together in the end
it's like trying to figure out how to build an award winning race car from scraps with NO understanding of how a car even moves to begin with in the first place  :nonono:

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Re: giving up before I even get started [Re: Anonymous #1]
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some people just weren't meant to be more than speshal  :wetself:

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Re: giving up before I even get started [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You don't have to install shit to be on here...:what:

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Re: giving up before I even get started [Re: Anonymous #3]
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:facepalm:

if i wasn't really high i'd laugh more :haha:

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Re: giving up before I even get started [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Stop laughing and explain yourself! :whip:

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Re: giving up before I even get started [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
You don't have to install shit to be on here...:what:



Hi Poid!  :hi:

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Re: giving up before I even get started [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Anonymous #3 said:
You don't have to install shit to be on here...:what:



Hi Poid!  :hi:



:cop:

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Re: giving up before I even get started [Re: Anonymous #1]
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This post has got to be a joke.

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Re: giving up before I even get started [Re: Anonymous #5]
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no no...I assure you - I'm quite serious here  :yesnod:



I wanted to start my own message forum, ya?
  • so I download the phpBB software kit...and everything's in PHP
  • and then I get some WAMP bullshit that's *supposed to* allow me to view PHP extensions...but I can't figure it out
  • ALL the instruction manuals throw around terms I know nothing about, as if they were saying something a child would understand
and all I can do is scratch my head...like a monkey witha saxaphone  :nonono:

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Re: giving up before I even get started [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Your original post made it look like you were trying to download something to use this forum. :rofl2:

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Re: giving up before I even get started [Re: Anonymous #5]
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yeah...I kinda figured that was the case when I saw #3's response  :lol:

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Re: giving up before I even get started [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Well, why didn't you just title this thread "I want to start my own forum"?


And also, explain exactly, in depth, how to do this because I want to start my own as well! :grin:

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Re: giving up before I even get started [Re: Anonymous #1]
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If you want to start your own forum your best bet would be to go somewhere like ezboard and set one up for free without having to actually do much work.

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Re: giving up before I even get started [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
If you want to start your own forum your best bet would be to go somewhere like ezboard and set one up for free without having to actually do much work.



QFT

and if you're bent on trying to learn PHP, get a For Dummies book or something muppet. and why is this in anon? are you ashamed?

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Re: giving up before I even get started [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
and why is this in anon? are you ashamed?



yeah...pretty much  :crying:

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Re: giving up before I even get started [Re: Anonymous #1]
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lame

what are you trying to make a board about anyway? yugioh? zombie love?

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Re: giving up before I even get started [Re: Anonymous #7]
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strip clubs / adult boutiques / porn shops / etc...  :muppet:

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Re: giving up before I even get started [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:lame:

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