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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Put some ice in it

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #15]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Have her go down on you before you stick your dick in.  Make sure to take a shower before she comes over so your crotch smells clean.

After you fuck her for a bit, pull out, and ask her to go down on you for a minute.  She'll go down there, the scent will hit her, and she'll realize that its her, not you, that stinks.

It works, I've done it before.


genius

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Say

"I'll go down on you but lets take a shower first.  Fresh outta the shower your pussy will taste so good."

if you repeat this enough she'll learn that having a fresh smelling pussy means she gets eaten out, and the ladies love cunnilingus.

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #16]
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dude. let me tell you. if the smell is there, then the smell is WAY up there. as soon as it gets fucked ONCE the smell gets sucked back down from the penis vaccumm. that means she has to take another shower. thats where the explainin comes in. Fuck it just tell her the puss smells like fish and beans and hand her some vinegar, water, and a squeeze bottle and tell her to go to town.

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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my question is why is your face near your dick to begin with?

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #17]
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My question is HOW? :smirk:

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
what's the problem with a stanky pussy?

scum, FTFW.


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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
Anonymous #9 said:
what's the problem with a stanky pussy?

scum, FTFW.



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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #14]
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HAHA. My girlfriend's pussy doesn't stink... but it doesn't taste so great.

The other day I was going down on her and I decided "My dick definitely doesn't taste this bad, this is NOT and equal exchange."

So I just fingered her a bunch and slammed that gross poon.

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #20]
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Get your girl to eat some fruit a few hours before going down on her. The fructose from the fruit will be in her fluids and will make it smell sweet and taste good.

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Anonymous #16 said:
Say

"I'll go down on you but lets take a shower first.  Fresh outta the shower your pussy will taste so good."

if you repeat this enough she'll learn that having a fresh smelling pussy means she gets eaten out, and the ladies love cunnilingus.


I do this, but when shes shaved bald. She knows how to get it :smile:

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #22]
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Bah, shaven pussy should be a given in this day and age. I'd NEVER go down on a chick with a big bush.

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #20]
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Anonymous #20 said:
Bah, shaven pussy should be a given in this day and age. I'd NEVER go down on a chick with a big bush.


Yeah, but its a real chore to keep it that smooooooooooooooth bald shave, ya know? One day and its not good anymore.

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #22]
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I don't give a shit about a couple days growth. But a girl should shave like 3 or 4 times a week.

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #20]
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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #23]
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Look, when women aren't in the kitchen cooking dinner or cleaning the bathroom, then they can at least spend their free time keeping their cooter properly groomed.  :cheers:

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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It doesn't take long to shave it down quick. I do it probably more often than my girl. She thinks pubes are disgusting.

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #21]
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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #14]
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soap and loofa .. lol... lol... lol.. still love pussy.lol

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #25]
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so, turns out the bitch had chlamydia. and as a result, i also have fucking Chlamydia.
this has taught me a valuable lesson... don't fuck bitches with chlamydia, or stinky boxes.

i'm just glad it is something i can get rid of :phew:

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