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can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick.
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i've been fucking this new chick for like the last week, and she does not have the sweetest smelling pussy i have ever smelt.

i havn't fucked her for like 2 days, i've had 2 showers, and i can still smell her pussy on my cock!

if she wasn't so fucking awesome in bed, she would not be coming back over.

this sucks, how do you tell a bitch her junk stinks?

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Bleach.  It's the only way. Make sure you don't let it go back your Jap's eye for obvious reasons.

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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:rofl:

fuck that. i'd rather it stink for a few more days.

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Tell her to wash that stank puss out :meatspace:

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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There's a whole range of fine products for stinky pussies.


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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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it's not hard. just ask her to have sex in the shower and do it for her, then comment on how nice it is.

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Have her go down on you before you stick your dick in.  Make sure to take a shower before she comes over so your crotch smells clean.

After you fuck her for a bit, pull out, and ask her to go down on you for a minute.  She'll go down there, the scent will hit her, and she'll realize that its her, not you, that stinks.

It works, I've done it before.

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Have her go down on you before you stick your dick in.  Make sure to take a shower before she comes over so your crotch smells clean.

After you fuck her for a bit, pull out, and ask her to go down on you for a minute.  She'll go down there, the scent will hit her, and she'll realize that its her, not you, that stinks.

It works, I've done it before.


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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Have her go down on you before you stick your dick in.  Make sure to take a shower before she comes over so your crotch smells clean.

After you fuck her for a bit, pull out, and ask her to go down on you for a minute.  She'll go down there, the scent will hit her, and she'll realize that its her, not you, that stinks.

It works, I've done it before.


I think I'd try this

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #8]
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I really need to try that too, some times during sex my girls pussy will stink up the entire room and I just wonder, "how the hell do you not smell that??"

and she wonders why I won't go down on her...

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #7]
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You just have to make sure she goes down on you before you enter her, so when she goes down on you the second time she won't brush it off as just being your cock that stinking.

-Dragonchaser

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #7 said:
I really need to try that too, some times during sex my girls pussy will stink up the entire room and I just wonder, "how the hell do you not smell that??"

and she wonders why I won't go down on her...


I would never put up with a bitch like that.  Tell her to wash that stanky puss ASAP

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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what's the problem with a stanky pussy?

scum, FTFW.

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Um in my opinion, the best way to get rid of that horrid fish stank pussy smell is the same way i get fish smell off my hands after i go fishing. Just rub it with lemon juice and use a peice of stainless steel also to rub it gently and the lemon juice neutralizes the odor and the steel actually soaks the other bullshit odors up. Dont ask me why it works but it DOES

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Stanky puss is just such a good combination of words.  :eatingout:

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Next time tell her you want to fuck in the shower.. Freshen that bitch up. Washing a bitch can be fun... in my opinion anyway. Lather her whole body in soap and finger her cunt with your soapy hands. Make sure to rub down the crack of her ass real good to. It's the only way.

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #11]
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I like to tell girls their box smells like swamp donkey. Best way to put in IMO

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
Um in my opinion, the best way to get rid of that horrid fish stank pussy smell is the same way i get fish smell off my hands after i go fishing. Just rub it with lemon juice and use a peice of stainless steel also to rub it gently and the lemon juice neutralizes the odor and the steel actually soaks the other bullshit odors up. Dont ask me why it works but it DOES


Stanky Puss Digest
lemon juice + steel wool fora 'cure'
scrape that cooter bloody, and show it off to some friends  :craven:

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #13]
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right on. you can even keep it in a shoe box and charge people 5 bux a peek. maybe start your own creepy carnival of carnage.

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Re: can't get the smell of her pussy off my dick. [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Antibacterial soap is all you and her need, seriously, that thing will be as neutrally scented as Mr. Clean's asshole.

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