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Re: FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!! [Re: memes]
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if we didn't have valentnes day where would all those ' buy a diamond so she will put out ' commercials go.

- brought to you from the guy whose wife gives him that little wink every once in a while.

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Re: FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!! [Re: cottlestonpie]
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They'd go straight to hell where they belong :crankey:


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Re: FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!! [Re: cottlestonpie]
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Winks are the shit.

I throw 'em out all the time at women.  I've got it down to a science.  i can do 'em so quick, i see chicks to double-takes to try to figure out if i was actually winking or not.  It's more a form of entertainment now than a pick-up thing (or whatever you'd refer to it as otherwise).

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Re: FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!! [Re: memes]
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Those last two comment just made me cry with hilarity! The wink is a powerful thing, it catches them off guard. to the untrained eye its worthless, but the wink drops pantys to the floor!

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Re: FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!! [Re: Shroomism]
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I concur. Fuck valentines day. Either you have a chick and feel forced to go out of the way for her or you don't have one and feel like a piece of shit. Fuck that stupid holiday. I refuse to celebrate it.

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Re: FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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Acidic_Sloth said:
what do you want for your b-day?


Shroomism said:
hash and vaginas, and boobs


Acidic_Sloth said:
this reminds me that i have some hash! i had totally forgotten about it.


Ummmmm... I think you might have the other parts covered as well! :grin:

Not saying you should offer them up to Shroomism for his birthday or anything like that.  I just want to be sure you didn't forget those also! :tongue:


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Re: FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!! [Re: ToTheSummit]
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i have no idea what you're talking about. i think you're going senile, TTS. :P


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Re: FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!! [Re: ToTheSummit]
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:borfase:


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Re: FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!! [Re: Shroomism]
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:werd:

Fuck all Hallmark holidays

Valentines Day :doublefu:

Mothers Day :doublefu:

Fathers Day :doublefu:

St Patricks Day :doublefu:

:kingcrankey:


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Don't be bogged down by your past
Don't be afraid of what lies in your future

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Re: FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!! [Re: Shroomism]
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Is there lots of hash going around where you're at?









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Mp3 of the month: Wild Things- Another Colored Ink Drawing (A.C.I.D.)


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Re: FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!! [Re: niteowl]
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Agreed. Good show sir.


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Re: FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!! [Re: niteowl]
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niteowl said:
:werd:

Fuck all Hallmark holidays

Valentines Day :doublefu:

Mothers Day :doublefu:

Fathers Day :doublefu:

St Patricks Day :doublefu:

:kingcrankey:


Whoa nelly!  You can fuck off all the rest, but don't be messing with my green beer, bitch! :wink:


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Re: FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!! [Re: ToTheSummit]
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Yeah, don't really see a reason to knock on patty's day. A holiday just for drinking green beer, what could be better?


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Re: FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!! [Re: tpihkal]
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I got no problem with you drinking your beer :crankey:

Just don't expect some card or goofy gift........from ME
:kingcrankey:


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Re: FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!! [Re: niteowl]
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Oh ok, I got ya.  I've never bought anything special for anyone on st. patty's, but I'll wear green and drink.  Not going to waste my money on stupid shit that's either going to sit around for 6 months or go directly in the trash.


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Re: FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!! [Re: tpihkal]
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Does anyone actually give cards and gifts on St. Patty's Day?  I thought it was just an excuse to act like a drunken Irishman.
:shrug:


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Re: FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!! [Re: Coffee]
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Dont worry kiddos, there is always Steak and Blowjob day


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GnuBobo said:
Iron. Hymen. Vitamin.

Be Iron, like Hymen, in Vitamin.

Iron. Hymen. Vitamin.

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Re: FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!! [Re: IR0NHYM0N]
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IR0NHYM0N said:
Dont worry kiddos, there is always Steak and Blowjob day


I call that one "Sunday". :smirk:


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Re: FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!! [Re: ToTheSummit]
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:eatingout: :whip:


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GnuBobo said:
Iron. Hymen. Vitamin.

Be Iron, like Hymen, in Vitamin.

Iron. Hymen. Vitamin.

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Re: FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!! [Re: Coffee]
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it's true so many people were out shopping today I did not expect it to be that busy at work today . If I had a valentine I would not go to the mall...but I guess that's what most people do?!


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