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The Official Ask A Allah Freak Your Questions Thread
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So I love allah and allah loves you.  Have any questions for an allah freak than shoot and I'll get back to you!  This is not a joke thread BTW.

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Re: The Official Ask A Allah Freak Your Questions Thread [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I tried to minister to someone and they rejected God's Prophet.

Do I blow them up or shoot them?

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Re: The Official Ask A Allah Freak Your Questions Thread [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
I tried to minister to someone and they rejected God's Prophet.

Do I blow them up or shoot them?


Both.

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Re: The Official Ask A Allah Freak Your Questions Thread [Re: Anonymous #1]
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bismillahi-rahmani-rahiim

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Re: The Official Ask A Allah Freak Your Questions Thread [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Aasalaamu Aleikum,

I have been seeing this camel for about 3 months and it's starting to get really serious. She gives me dirty looks and drools on me when we are trekking through the desert.

How should I propose my undying love to said camel?

Shukran,

Camel fucker

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Re: The Official Ask A Allah Freak Your Questions Thread [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I hear you permit the taking of several wives. I like your style. But I'm wondering, when i am mating with one of them, do the others join in? Or must i impregnate them one at a time?

Edited by Anonymous (02/08/09 10:18 PM)

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Re: The Official Ask A Allah Freak Your Questions Thread [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Why can't Muslims figure out the proper use of articles in relation to sentence structure?

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Re: The Official Ask A Allah Freak Your Questions Thread [Re: Anonymous #6]
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*an

fucking retard.

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