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A problem of mine.
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K, long story short, ended up dating this girl I met at my buddies place, we broke up three months later and about maybe a week to a few days later she was already dating this other guy.
Problem is she's now 13weeks pregnant so that kind of positions the time frame from when I was with her to this dude now so....lol, pretty messed up situation. she's obviously a whore for sleeping around on me and I feel its in my own best interest to leave things be and let the dude shes with now thinks whatever he wants to think but everyone keeps telling me there is a probability that it could be mine because of the time frame....

Should I own up and see or let this dude deal with it? could be his anyways.
suggestions, besides telling me to use a condom or get the snip.

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Re: A problem of mine. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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DNA testing? :shrug:

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Re: A problem of mine. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Call Maury and get a paternity test!

If you don't have proof beyond a doubt, then wait until the baby is born, see if it even looks like you. If it does, get a test done.

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Re: A problem of mine. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I'd let him keep it, probably.

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Re: A problem of mine. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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I mean, would you want to have a kid with her?? That would mean you'd probably know her for the rest of your life. Having the kid wouldn't be too bad, if you're financially on your feet, but you'd have to be in contact with the skank for at 18 more years.

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Re: A problem of mine. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Well I would want to know if I had spread my genes.

Its up to her to decide if she would want to raise it with you or with this other douche. (not calling you a douche) Or to decide if she wants to abort it.

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Re: A problem of mine. [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
Well I would want to know if I had spread my genes.

Its up to her to decide if she would want to raise it with you or with this other douche. (not calling you a douche) Or to decide if she wants to abort it.


The skank has no right to make any of those decisions. If a woman aborted my baby i'd shoot her in the chest.

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Re: A problem of mine. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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:borat:

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Re: A problem of mine. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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i got a coat hanger...

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Re: A problem of mine. [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Wow.. what a tangled web, huh?
I know its difficult, but your only option is patience. Right now, the possibilities are endless. Knowing this hoe, the kid might not even be yours OR his! :crazy2:
A lot can happen throughout her pregnancy, and regardless of how you feel about her, this kid MIGHT very well be yours.
Paternity test....  all day...  LOL

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Re: A problem of mine. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
If a woman aborted my baby i'd shoot her in the chest.


for real, huh  :lol:

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Re: A problem of mine. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Call Maury and get a paternity test!

If you don't have proof beyond a doubt, then wait until the baby is born, see if it even looks like you. If it does, get a test done.


Im sorry but this is the most logical response to the situation. Use your shroomery name as well so we can all feel included. Be sure to act all hardcore and get a spray on Tan (that way you look more black). Talk about how that baby "Look Not!n Like m3 Dawg!", and be sure to act all gangsta when the results are announced back. :bow2:

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Re: A problem of mine. [Re: Anonymous #11]
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deny everything

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Re: A problem of mine. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Anonymous #5 said:
Well I would want to know if I had spread my genes.

Its up to her to decide if she would want to raise it with you or with this other douche. (not calling you a douche) Or to decide if she wants to abort it.


The skank has no right to make any of those decisions. If a woman aborted my baby i'd shoot her in the chest.


Shit... if she didn't abort it I'd shoot her in the chest.

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Re: A problem of mine. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Anonymous #6 said:
Anonymous #5 said:
Well I would want to know if I had spread my genes.

Its up to her to decide if she would want to raise it with you or with this other douche. (not calling you a douche) Or to decide if she wants to abort it.


The skank has no right to make any of those decisions. If a woman aborted my baby i'd shoot her in the chest.


Shit... if she didn't abort it I'd shoot her in the chest.


Amen!

But you might want to shoot the womb rather than just her chest, since she wasn't woman enough to take that parasite out.

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