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Do you care about when and where you masturbate?
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For example: If your whole family is in your house and you go to take a shower, will you still masturbate if everyone is around? Do you not give a shit?

Another example of what I am asking: Would you masturbate in other people's houses?  I personally don't because it seems weird, but I have done it at like random secluded bathrooms from time to time, I really wanna jerk off out doors sometime. Feel like that would be fun.

Gotta love Shroomerite anonymous :stoned:

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Re: Do you care about when and where you masturbate? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I've jerked off in my friends bathroom while he and a few others were in the other room.

I've jerked off with my whole family over while I was in the bathroom taking a shower.

Hell I've jerked it in my car while driving.:D

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Re: Do you care about when and where you masturbate? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I used to sit on my one friend's computer all night when he'd fall asleep and I'd get so god damn horny I'd have to print out a pic or 10 and take it to his bathroom and beat my dick like it owed me money.  That's before I had my own computer and porn was still new to me..

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Re: Do you care about when and where you masturbate? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I've whacked off in classrooms before / movie theaters / walking down the street with my cock out



the 'thrill' dissipates after a while though  :shrug:

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Re: Do you care about when and where you masturbate? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
Hell I've jerked it in my car while driving.:D


:lol:thats right man, let it all out.:lol:

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Re: Do you care about when and where you masturbate? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I think everyone around you knows you're jacking off.

That being said, I do it when and wherever I please!  :grin:

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Re: Do you care about when and where you masturbate? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I have a heater in my bathroom that gives me extra noise. every day I plan on not jerking off, than I change my mind and splatter everywhere  :eek:

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Re: Do you care about when and where you masturbate? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I've jacked it in other peoples house when taking a shower but that was after not beating it for like a couple weeks.

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Re: Do you care about when and where you masturbate? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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I generally refrain when I'm at other people's houses, but more because I'm afraid they'll hear me or walk in than out of respect.

I once masturbated at a babysitting job when I was like 13.

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Re: Do you care about when and where you masturbate? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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i dont give a fuck at all. i've jerked off:

on an airplane (held up the bathroom in coach for 20minutes, lol)

at church (sometimes in the bathrooms, a few times on the sly in a pew)

at both grandparents' houses

in the car on a 9 hour family trip

friends houses

work (several jobs)

in some rich old womans house when i was supposed to be doing work

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Re: Do you care about when and where you masturbate? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
in the car on a 9 hour family trip




How? Explain please.

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Re: Do you care about when and where you masturbate? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
Anonymous #9 said:
in the car on a 9 hour family trip



How? Explain please.


Sit in the back of the minivan. get article of clothing out of bag. turn body to face window. close eyes and envision random hot 16 year old church girl taking my dick. grab penis, jerk off using wrist action (arm action will give it away). cum into article of clothing. place article under seat, allow it to dry up.

or you can just put your headphones on, close your eyes, and beat your dick like it owes you money. bust all over the ceiling, floor, and seats. then just pretend like it never happened and ask a family member to clean the glue off of everything.

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Re: Do you care about when and where you masturbate? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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I have jerked off in the high school toilet ( i jizzed on the walls and let it remain there)

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Re: Do you care about when and where you masturbate? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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in the back seat of a rental van while my family drove down the east coast...

I think we were in Virgina

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Re: Do you care about when and where you masturbate? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I like to jerk it at thanks giving dinner, I always cum in the applesauce just as everyone shuts their eyes to say grace

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Re: Do you care about when and where you masturbate? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Anonymous #13 said:
I like to jerk it at thanks giving dinner, I always cum in the applesauce just as everyone shuts their eyes to say grace


:orly:

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Re: Do you care about when and where you masturbate? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I prefer lying in my bed, fantasizing away. Its a waste of perfectly good nut to masturbate anywhere else.

I don't masturbate to porn, for me its all about fantasy and FEELING intensely, and mags/vids only distracts from that.

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Re: Do you care about when and where you masturbate? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
I once masturbated at a babysitting job when I was like 13.


i used to do this too, after the kids were in bed they had all the adult channels and shit it was awesome

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Re: Do you care about when and where you masturbate? [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Anonymous #14 said:
I prefer lying in my bed, fantasizing away. Its a waste of perfectly good nut to masturbate anywhere else.

I don't masturbate to porn, for me its all about fantasy and FEELING intensely, and mags/vids only distracts from that.


....but you gotta switch shit around and throw yourself off because nothing lasts forever and excitement fades easily, and fast.

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