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Fuck Texas State Troopers
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Well, was on my way to Dallas today and was pulled over  because I "used my turn signal inappropriately by not waiting more than 5 seconds to get over".
Anyway, the asshole pulled me over and then asked me why I was driving to Dallas. Unsatisfied with my answer that I was just going to visit, he then decides to search me, my car, and question me repeatedly about why I was driving to Dallas, and why I was stopping to get gas when I had half a tank (I was pulled over as I was preparing to turn into a gas station). 
After a thorough search of my vehicle, he then said that he thinks that there is something in my gas tank, and that I must wait until another officer arrives who can use some device to scan the tank for contraband.
Anyhoo, this situation went on about 2 hours before the bastard finally let me be on my way.
Then what would you know, not 5 fucking minutes later I was pulled over again by a different officer, for having a "partly obstructed license plate" (I had run through some mud earlier in the trip, hence obstructing the state name).
Of course, this pig as well decided that my trip was highly suspicious, and decided a search was necessary before finally letting me go.
the point is, Texas is a fucking shithole.  :cuteshit:


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Re: Fuck Texas State Troopers [Re: satyr]
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Yeah, so glad I got outta there!  Sounds like quite the ordeal you went through.  Texas cops will use any excuse to pull someone over.  Up near Boston it's much different...people mind their own business.

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Re: Fuck Texas State Troopers [Re: satyr]
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holy shit... i'd be pissed too

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Re: Fuck Texas State Troopers [Re: thekandyman]
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Yeah man, I'm originally from Georgia, this fascist police force is something I'm not quite used to.
I feel like a black guy in 1950's Alabama.


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Re: Fuck Texas State Troopers [Re: satyr]
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the cops are assholes in ga too, from my experience


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Re: Fuck Texas State Troopers [Re: mellontatauda]
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Yeah, they are assholes everywhere, and georgia is no exception. But what I experienced today was insane.
In georgia I was never even asked to step outside the car.
These guys were both mexican, so maybe they just hated white people :lol:


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Re: Fuck Texas State Troopers [Re: mellontatauda]
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I'm a dickhead to asshole cops, my smart mouth has gotten my
face slammed into hoods more times than I can count, I rarely
have issues with georgia cops since I cut my hair


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Re: Fuck Texas State Troopers [Re: mellontatauda]
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Fuck police.  Being in a position of power and authority seems to corrupt what would otherwise be decent people.  I once had a cop stop me while I was walking down the street and ask me for ID. I wasn't carrying my wallet at the time and he was acting like it was a crime not to have ID on you at all times.  Apparently you need a license to walk down the street.

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Re: Fuck Texas State Troopers [Re: mellontatauda]
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Red state, blue state bro.  Cops are asshats everywhere, but I guarantee they're less asshat in northern and western blue states.  I've lived in both, having grown up in Dixie, but moved north by choice.  It's way mellower. 

In Oklahoma, the cops thought I was guilty of growing pot, but couldn't prove it, so they framed me. If they hadn't been so dumb, they would have gotten away with it. I have no doubt Texas would have done the same thing. In Seattle when the cops caught my teenage daughter with pot, they just made her dump it out, and didn't even take her bong, which was mine by the way. :lol:
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Re: Fuck Texas State Troopers [Re: satyr]
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Georgia State troopers kinda suck too. I hate driving through Georgia.

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Re: Fuck Texas State Troopers [Re: TomInWonderland]
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Any state trooper knows its a number game.They just want to bust someone so they can justify their job.

Mexican State Troopers in Texas do seem to be tuffer on white people.

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Re: Fuck Texas State Troopers [Re: RogerRabbit]
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RogerRabbit said:
Red state, blue state bro.  Cops are asshats everywhere, but I guarantee they're less asshat in northern and western blue states.  I've lived in both, having grown up in Dixie, but moved north by choice.  It's way mellower. 

In Oklahoma, the cops thought I was guilty of growing pot, but couldn't prove it, so they framed me. If they hadn't been so dumb, they would have gotten away with it. I have no doubt Texas would have done the same thing. In Seattle when the cops caught my teenage daughter with pot, they just made her dump it out, and didn't even take her bong, which was mine by the way. :lol:
RR



lol thats a funny post

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Re: Fuck Texas State Troopers [Re: hazey]
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Your Sig is funny!!!!

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Re: Fuck Texas State Troopers [Re: hazey]
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Damn....sorry to hear that. ANd i thought So Cal was bad. (Dont get me wrong it fucking sucks down here)


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Re: Fuck Texas State Troopers [Re: satyr]
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That's nuts. Did you have any stickers on your vehicle or anything? I'm just wondering what provokes them. I've never been pulled over in the 7 or 8 years I've been driving. I turned from the wrong lane in Austin once and the cop just put her arm out the window and shook her finger at me.

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Re: Fuck Texas State Troopers [Re: Almond Flour]
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SoCal sucks??

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Re: Fuck Texas State Troopers [Re: Epigallo]
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mmh I love Dallas


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Re: Fuck Texas State Troopers [Re: satyr]
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you should have gotten both of their badge numbers/names and complained about them


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Re: Fuck Texas State Troopers [Re: satyr]
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Holy shit!  Are you still in the Dallas area?  I've lived in every part of Texas and can say that I've never had a problem with those fuckers.  I live smack in the middle of the DFW AREA.

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Re: Fuck Texas State Troopers [Re: The shroomy 1]
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Yeah I've never had trouble with Texas state troopers, and usually get along with Dallas police fine. :shrug:

They do sometimes fuck with you though. You can tell when they're bored.


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