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Christmas Poem
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Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house;
Everyone felt stoned,
Even the mouse.

Dad drinking whiskey,
Mom smoking grass,
I had just settled down
For a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn
There arose such a clatter
That I sprang from my piece
To see what was the mater!

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of Hell,
I knew right away
That the fat fucker fell.

He filled all the stockings
With pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick,
For my brother the queer,

He rose up the chimney
With one hell of a fart;
That son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart.

He swore and he cursed
As he flew out of sight;
Shouting "piss on you all,
Have a hell of a night!"

Merry Christmas!


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I don't know but I've been told. It's hard to run with the weight of gold                                                                  On the other hand I heard it said. It's just as hard with the weight of lead.

Edited by kupa trooper (12/23/08 10:53 PM)

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Re: Christmas Poem [Re: kupa trooper]
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:laugh: Merry Christmas


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:thumbup: :thumbdown:

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Re: Christmas Poem [Re: kupa trooper]
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Nice! :bonghit:


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Edited by FractalDust (12/23/08 11:00 PM)

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Re: Christmas Poem [Re: FractalDust]
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fixed


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I don't know but I've been told. It's hard to run with the weight of gold                                                                  On the other hand I heard it said. It's just as hard with the weight of lead.

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