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Reptilian Humanoids
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I think my neighbor might be one.  Also, I ran into a cop the other day, and the way she licked her lips and blinked a lot made me suspicious.
Do the reptilians have any weaknesses, like silver for werewolves or crosses for vampires?
I'd really like to know if they do, so if anyone has any advice, please help me out, I'm very concerned about how these freaks have infiltrated every level of our society and are completely ruining this planet, accelerating global warming to more closely mimic their home planet, etc.

Any help is appreciated.


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My name is Mud

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Re: Reptilian Humanoids [Re: DragonChaser]
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for the cop maybe fuck her and see if she lays an egg only way to tell for sure.

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Re: Reptilian Humanoids [Re: DragonChaser]
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im afraid its too late to do anything about them

they say two out of every 50 "humans" are actually reptilians :frown:

do they still trip if they eat mushrooms ? hopefully this website is safe from them for a while

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Re: Reptilian Humanoids [Re: DragonChaser]
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Supersoakers filled with LSD I hear are their weakness, give em a good spray and the deed is done.


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Dr :ronpaul: says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

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Re: Reptilian Humanoids [Re: NobodyImportant]
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Two out of every Fifty?

Holy shit, thats like one out of every twenty-five!

I had no idea there were so many.  How will we ever win?


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My name is Mud

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Re: Reptilian Humanoids [Re: highdroponics]
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Truth is the ultimate antidote of the reptillians.  That's why the US's Federal government, the Illuminati/Bilderbergs, and most others playing a part in the new world order are so opposed to us lowly people thinking for ourselves.


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"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."

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Re: Reptilian Humanoids [Re: SolomonTheShaman]
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I don't now if these have been posted here before or not.... but there are a lot more here....
http://texasbuddha.wordpress.com/2008/08/08/new-world-order-family-circus-master-archive/

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Re: Reptilian Humanoids [Re: SolomonTheShaman]
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SolomonTheShaman said:
Truth is the ultimate antidote of the reptillians.


actually you can dispatch most of them with a shovel, so truth
and shovels are the ultimate antidote for reptilians

and a glock

so, truth, shovels and glocks will rid us of reptilians

and probably a wooden stake through the heart, sure it works
on vampires but it seems to work on everything else too


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California Has Legalized Child Prostitution

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Re: Reptilian Humanoids [Re: DragonChaser]
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Sulphuric acid and fluoride is their biggest weakness


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Re: Reptilian Humanoids [Re: Shroomism]
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If Jalruza was still around he would know what to do


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i'm a spy huntin rap dinosaur from the future

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Re: Reptilian Humanoids [Re: DragonChaser]
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Cold weather makes the coldblooded bastards sloooow doowwwn.

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Re: Reptilian Humanoids [Re: DragonChaser]
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DragonChaser said:
I think my neighbor might be one.  Also, I ran into a cop the other day, and the way she licked her lips and blinked a lot made me suspicious.
Do the reptilians have any weaknesses, like silver for werewolves or crosses for vampires?
I'd really like to know if they do, so if anyone has any advice, please help me out, I'm very concerned about how these freaks have infiltrated every level of our society and are completely ruining this planet, accelerating global warming to more closely mimic their home planet, etc.

Any help is appreciated.


feces.

throw it at them.  :yesnod:


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Re: Reptilian Humanoids [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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reptilians>people
go go Reptile Rangers!


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Fight for a large loving government that can take care of its people, kill our criminals, and preform the huge industrial tasks our corporate overlords refuse(wanna greenwash me some more Exon?)

Not this weak travesty that let millions starve and sucks corporate cock while failing at every turn.

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Re: Reptilian Humanoids [Re: doom876]
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Holy shit man, I think I know exactly what you are talking about! :O

I'm gonna have to watch out for this!

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Re: Reptilian Humanoids [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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In case anyone is wondering how I figured out my neighbor was a reptilian, I was walking around my neighborhood door to door passing out informative pamphlets on the NWO and the role the reptilians are playing.
Everyone took the pamphlets and were being really nice to me until this woman.  But this woman, she acted kind of freaked out and looked at me strangely, which is what first aroused my suspicions.  I figured that she was worrying because she realized her cover may have been blown, and that I was out spreading propaganda against her people, but she was doing a good job keeping cool.
She kept glancing around, like to see if anyone else was around and this made me suspicious as well.
I asked her if I could come in and tell her more about the reptilian threat.  She wouldn't let me... strike three.
Finally, she asked me how I knew the reptilians were here to do us harm?
HAH!
I had her right then.  Right then, I knew she was a reptilian.  Any normal human could infer that the reptilians are here for malevolent reasons.
As I was going to leave, she closed, locked, and dead-bolted her door really quickly.  Then, I saw her peeking out the window, watching me while I was leaving.

I'm just worried that if I try to do something to rid my neighborhood of this reptilian threat, the other reptilians could find out.  I bet she was on some sort of reptilian communications device, plotting with her peers as soon as I left.

I didn't know that one in twenty five people are reptilian though.  I live in a decent neighborhood, so I'm sure there are probably more around.  I've got to root them out soon.

I'll report back with more later.


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Re: Reptilian Humanoids [Re: DragonChaser]
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Keep us posted. 

:popcorn:

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Re: Reptilian Humanoids [Re: DragonChaser]
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Your a brave man for wanting to take on the reptilians in open combat. Beware of the poisonous spine attached to their penis, fuckers have stung me with it a couple times.

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Re: Reptilian Humanoids [Re: sam420]
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sam420 said:
If Jalruza was still around he would know what to do


:ilold:


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Live for the moment you are in now
Don't be bogged down by your past
Don't be afraid of what lies in your future

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Re: Reptilian Humanoids [Re: highdroponics]
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highdroponics said:
Supersoakers filled with LSD I hear are their weakness, give em a good spray and the deed is done.


In that case I'm one too!


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Re: Reptilian Humanoids [Re: wolf fish]
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wolf fish said:
for the cop maybe fuck her and see if she lays an egg only way to tell for sure.


HAHAHHAAHAHAHAH

DragonChaser said:
Two out of every Fifty?

Holy shit, thats like one out of every twenty-five!

I had no idea there were so many.  How will we ever win?


if we outnumber the reptilians 25 to 1 and still lose, all hope for mankind is truly lost


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