straightedgeLOL said:

Once up a time at November 21 2006 at 8:59 in tha evening before sunset a young 42 year old boy by tha name of Scott Jackasson was found dead. Doctors could not come up wif no cause of death. His mother, who was at a swinger convention at the time of death, was going to check his email to see if she could figure out wat happend to her lil boi .Turns out the bitch ass was still signed to myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter about a lil girl that kills u in your sleep when your eyes r closed. you dont believe this well here is a exact copy of the death certificate

Name: Scott Jackasson
Age: 42 1/4
Resident of: Salt Lake City, Massachusettes
Date of Death: 4/33/84
Cause of Death: Unposted Chain mail

scary huh?^^^

this is the bulletin Jackasson read..

My name is Jaime Herpez im 14 years old and. im a massed sucide murderer.i have no face wen u look into my eyes at me ule die immediately u have 9 seconds and 2 milligrams to repost this or jimmie will be visiting you with a bag of overly salted mcdonalds french fries tonight. your stopid if u dun repost this

repost this: kid died cuz of myspace

git r done

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weiliiiiiii said:

myspace is awesome

Its a cesspool of sluts

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zSDMF said:

weiliiiiiii said:

myspace is awesome

Its a cesspool of sluts

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fixed

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dobie said:

Well I like to bang bitches and myspace rocks

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