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How do you tell a fat girl to lose weight?
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There's a girl I know. Awesome personality, cute face, outgoing. She's great. But fuuuckk... about 100lbs+ overweight. I can't get over it. You could call me shallow if she was 15lbs overweight, but when it's 100lbs...  nuff said that shit isn't attractive!


We're good friends.. she's always expressed feelings for me but I've kept her at a distance.. just keeping friendship. But a man can wonder...

so how do I do it without getting a swift kick to the balls?

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Re: How do you tell a fat girl to lose weight? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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anonymously on a forum she frequents? :wink:

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Re: How do you tell a fat girl to lose weight? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Tell her HEALTH IS ATTRACTIVE

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Re: How do you tell a fat girl to lose weight? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I'm sure she's heard it a million times already.

Don't try to change people, it's not nice.

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Re: How do you tell a fat girl to lose weight? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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tell her to get on top.  and repeat that about 4 times a day 7 days a week.

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Re: How do you tell a fat girl to lose weight? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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i like it when you can hear your girlfriend sticking her finger down her throat in the bathroom

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Re: How do you tell a fat girl to lose weight? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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I fucked a girl once that was a little overweight. When I woke up the next day I told her she was the fattest girl I had ever fucked. She got strung out on meth and lost her weight.

Morel of the story get the fat chick strung out. Nothing works like the Jenny Crank diet plan.

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Re: How do you tell a fat girl to lose weight? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Introduce her to amphetamine or methamphetamine. I am 100% guarantee she will lose weight.

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Re: How do you tell a fat girl to lose weight? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Punch her in the belly and tell her it would hurt less if she had muscle there.

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Re: How do you tell a fat girl to lose weight? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Somebodies size plays into my view of attractiveness. Not only is it a physical feature, but it shows her genetics and/or internal thought processes. If a girl can't control her eating habits, what else can't she control. #1 is her anus.

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Re: How do you tell a fat girl to lose weight? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Tough question.

If's she's 100+ pounds overweight and it's healthy to lose a pound a week, you're looking at two years of friendship before she's down to size with the potential of her blowing up like a house once she has her meathooks into you.

Keep the friendship, find a girlfriend, and not her.

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Re: How do you tell a fat girl to lose weight? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Go to hell OP, fat girls are hot. Get over yourself, she doesn't give a fuck what you think.

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Re: How do you tell a fat girl to lose weight? [Re: Anonymous #12]
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feed her a tapeworm.

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Re: How do you tell a fat girl to lose weight? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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the only honest and decent way is if you're active and get her to workout with you. Get her to go running with you and stuff.

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Re: How do you tell a fat girl to lose weight? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Anonymous #13 said:
feed her a tapeworm.



Seriously though take her on a camping trip and then wake her up at 6 am to go on a 10 mile hike with you. Do this every weekend.

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Re: How do you tell a fat girl to lose weight? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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You should just suck it up and tell her what you think.  If you like her for her then it shouldnt matter what she looks like, if youre not attracted to her in the least move on and find someone else.

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Re: How do you tell a fat girl to lose weight? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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In casual conversation inject this question -- "Say, have you ever been freaked out by the enormous volume of just one of your bowel movements?".

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Re: How do you tell a fat girl to lose weight? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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make her a candle lit dinner and serve her one of those lite n easy  diet meals and leave the box on the kitchen counter so she sees it

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Re: How do you tell a fat girl to lose weight? [Re: Anonymous #18]
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Anonymous #18 said:
make her a candle lit dinner and serve her one of those lite n easy  diet meals and leave the box on the kitchen counter so she sees it


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Re: How do you tell a fat girl to lose weight? [Re: Anonymous #18]
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Anonymous #18 said:
make her a candle lit dinner and serve her one of those lite n easy  diet meals and leave the box on the kitchen counter so she sees it


Best idea yet.

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