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Re: WTFing FUCK! Fleas! [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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I woke up one night early this summer, with a sting on my balls.  I scratched and went back to sleep... a couple minutes later, it happens again so I go to the bathroom, and inspect my ballsack all over for bugs or something.  Nothing there.

I go to bed and 5 minutes later, the sting is unbearable, so I go back to the bathroom and there is a massive flea, all swollen up from my balljuice, so I pick him up and kill him. 

So the moral of this story is:
Just be glad you dont have fleaballs.


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Re: WTFing FUCK! Fleas! [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
Oh christ I just found out what the centipede is...

I'm a huge fan of bugs, but these mother fuckers just freak me out:
http://meanderthal.typepad.com/dope/images/2007/08/26/house_centipede_2.jpg


Ahh dude I fucking hate those things!  They're so....spindly.


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Re: WTFing FUCK! Fleas! [Re: Set]
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if its fleas good luck.  we had terrible flea infestation in my last apartment.  i didn't want to use poison because there was no one that could take care of my bird.


luckily we moved a little after it got really bad.

i looked up how to get rid them, they're like invicible, you have to use two or three different types of poison and wash everything, because poison that kills the adults doesn't kill the eggs


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Re: WTFing FUCK! Fleas! [Re: jenns_hot]
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It's not fleas....


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Re: WTFing FUCK! Fleas! [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
Oh christ I just found out what the centipede is...

I'm a huge fan of bugs, but these mother fuckers just freak me out:
http://meanderthal.typepad.com/dope/images/2007/08/26/house_centipede_2.jpg

LOL! I this image is from The Shroomery when you do a google image search for "house centipede":


Guess other people on here have had problems with these fuckers. I'm fine with regular centipedes but the kind pictured just have some extra "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!" value. Won't have to worry about them anymore though.

Edit: click on the link for that pic, it wasn't deleted by the poster


Blech!. Those bastards torment me to no end!:mad2::minigun: and their quick too.

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Re: WTFing FUCK! Fleas! [Re: Gumby]
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Did you recently move in to your place?

Fleas can live off of human blood...but AFAIK they can't breed off of human blood, unless they are the human type of flea of course. Cat fleas, for instance, will only breed when they have a supply of cats' blood.

Fleas can survive for a long time as eggs, hiding in carpet or something similar. They'll wait for the months (up to a year I think) to go by until someone/something steps on or near them, at which point they will hatch and start looking for their first meal.


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