okay....so I am a happily married man except for one thing.....I am, one, a horn dog, and two, a kinky horn dog. I do have a wonderful wife. She lets me do almost anything I want, and she is a great mom.....but.....I am dying in the bedroom. She does have sex with me, but nothing has changed in like 5 years....just a couple of positions....no oral, and hell no anal....
well....this is it....I am thinking about hiring an escort...that's right a hooker....
so wait a minute before you start bashing....first off, I have no desire whatsoever to have a social-romantic relationship with another woman. As I said before, I am a happily married man.
second, I am not talking about some $50 back alley hooker. I am talking about a Pro. I found one in my city that is absolutely amazing. I'm serious, she looks like that girl in high school that you always wanted but couldn't get. and she will do anything and everything with you....with gusto! She is expensive, but from what I hear she is worth every penny.
So, I consider myself to be, for the most part, a moral person. I also know that what I am contemplating is cheating, and it is wrong.
But another part of me, the one that does dumb shit, reasons that since I have no intention of getting to know another woman, nor seeing another woman for companionship other than pure, hard sex, that what I am thinking about is nothing more than the ultimate masturbation.
Ok....so waddaya think?
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