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ladies can i get some help
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so im 6'3 210 and good looking.  blue eyes, shaggy black hair.  i just have one problem.  most of my girlfriends ive ever had,  have been from like school, work, or things like that.  Ive never had to approach a random girl and talk to her.  I just need some tips on how to approach some random girl and not have it be wierd

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Re: ladies can i get some help [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Walk around with your cawk hanging out, they'll come to you.... they'll come to you.

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Re: ladies can i get some help [Re: Anonymous #2]
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ive found that leaving 1 testicle hanging out of shorts is a sure fire way to get a chick to talk to you. do it now before it gets cold or the nut pulls back up.....and wear paisley socks.

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Re: ladies can i get some help [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
ive found that leaving 1 testicle hanging out of shorts is a sure fire way to get a chick to talk to you. do it now before it gets cold or the nut pulls back up.....and wear paisley socks.



its the male equivalent of boobs hanging out. but you cant have the full ball hanging out, just half. maybe draw a smiley face on it.

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Re: ladies can i get some help [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Go to the bar with your frineds and get WASTED, then it won't be wierd, you'll be talking to everyone.

Or else just dose some xanax.

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Re: ladies can i get some help [Re: Anonymous #5]
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So you have your answers number 1- Drinking, drugs, and or exposing yourself.  Take  notes

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Re: ladies can i get some help [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Bar girls are nasty and most random single girls suck.  You are best off making a lot of new male friends and meeting their female friends and/or meet people at the parties your friends go to. 


If you are some kind of salesman/marketing type guy you can pick up random girls but if you are some random guy and talk to a girl they will think "shady" for no reason other then they don't know you, and it takes a lot of charisma to overcome that.

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Re: ladies can i get some help [Re: Anonymous #7]
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~OP~

i dont want to pick up bar sluts. 
i just want to find someone dope,  other than myspace ho's

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Re: ladies can i get some help [Re: Anonymous #1]
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get a cute puppy and goto a park... if you think im bull shitting.... just give it a try

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Re: ladies can i get some help [Re: Anonymous #8]
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weird,  im about to buy a german shepherd!

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