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drunk on the internet
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HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK AND IT'LL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK.

IN A FEW MINUTES THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH YOUR SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU THATS HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP. NEVERMIND I CAN'T SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO.

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Re: drunk on the internet [Re: themange]
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that dude is a genius


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Re: drunk on the internet [Re: drok]
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drok said:
that dude is a genius



ikr. he doesn't even work hard.

but neither do i and im richer than he is.

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Re: drunk on the internet [Re: themange]
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dude got oxyclean, mighty putty, the power tiller, orange clean, & a bunch of other shit I cant even think of, hes the modern day Ron Popeil


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Re: drunk on the internet [Re: drok]
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a much sexier version. look at his beard! it screams sex.

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Re: drunk on the internet [Re: themange]
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no question,
I think the beard has helped dictate his success


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Re: drunk on the internet [Re: drok]
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you too could have this awesome facial cover of sucess for the cheap cheap price of everything you own! act now and ill personally come piss on your carpet and give you a free pack of zorbees to clean it up with!

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Re: drunk on the internet [Re: drok]
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shit, billy mays doesn't even sell zorbeez.
that tool lance does.
billy sticks the good reputable products


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Re: drunk on the internet [Re: Irieforester]
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Irieforester said:
shit, billy mays doesn't even sell zorbeez.
that tool lance does.
billy sticks the good reputable products



i stand corrected.

in that case..

FUCK ZORBEEZ

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Re: drunk on the internet [Re: themange]
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themange said:
IN A FEW MINUTES THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. 




ahhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaha :discodance:;; very good


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Re: drunk on the internet [Re: themange]
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I dont know man, those zorbies look amazing


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Re: drunk on the internet [Re: themange]
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LOLOLOL... Hahaha this has to be one of the funniest drunken posts I've seen on the interwebz.

I think Billy sells the ShamWOW instead of the zorbee.

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Re: drunk on the internet [Re: Gumby]
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SHAMFUCKINWOW.

THATS WHAT YOU WILL SAY WHEN YOU CLEAN UP LAST NIGHTS "ACCIDENT" OFF YOUR FATHER'S LAZYBOY. NEVERMIND YOU WERE TRIPPING SO HARD YOU COULDN'T CONTROLL YOUR RECTUM, THIS IS THE PERFECT CHANCE TO SHOW YOUR PARENTS THAT THERE ARE NO CONSEQUENSES TO BE HAD FROM THE CHOICES YOU MAKE. FUCK YOU DIARRHEA STAINS IS WHAT SHAMWOW SAYS. FUCK YOU.

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Re: drunk on the internet [Re: themange]
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This thread is fucking money. I haven't giggled like that in awhile. :lol: In fact I might steal that first post line for line for my shot :laugh:


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Re: drunk on the internet [Re: themange]
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yea, the ShamWOW, there we go


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Re: drunk on the internet [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
LOLOLOL... Hahaha this has to be one of the funniest drunken posts I've seen on the interwebz.

I think Billy sells the ShamWOW instead of the zorbee. 



No you got it wrong.  Billy doesn't sell the ShamWow.  That is sold by the dude with the blond mini mohawk thing.  Man I watch too much TV.

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Re: drunk on the internet [Re: rick0909]
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rick0909 said:
Gumby said:
LOLOLOL... Hahaha this has to be one of the funniest drunken posts I've seen on the interwebz.

I think Billy sells the ShamWOW instead of the zorbee. 



No you got it wrong.  Billy doesn't sell the ShamWow.  That is sold by the dude with the blond mini mohawk thing.  Man I watch too much TV.



i've been meaning to tell you i love your avatar.

54u friend!

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Re: drunk on the internet [Re: rick0909]
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rick0909 said:
No you got it wrong.  Billy doesn't sell the ShamWow.  That is sold by the dude with the blond mini mohawk thing.  Man I watch too much TV.



so then billy sells the Zorbie?


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Re: drunk on the internet [Re: themange]
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this is important people. which one is it!?

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Re: drunk on the internet [Re: themange]
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keep drinking, little bro :headbanger:

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