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Longest gone without SEX?
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I am married and so far haven't gotten any since over 3 years!

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Shit man.

Isn't there a law that if you're not getting some for over a year that you're entitled to have your erotic services outsourced?

Well there should be.

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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it'll be a year in October. if i make it that long, I'm going to Reno for some legal hookers. fuck.

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I went 17 years once.

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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I'm a couple weeks shy of the two year mark, rather depressing when I think about it

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Funny thing is, only the people who are ridiculously hung up on their lack of sex can remember EXACTLY how long it's been since the last time.

Life is a paradox.

I don't remember. It was probably sometime last week.

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
I am married and so far haven't gotten any since over 3 years!


will she not let u if u tried
i bet u can make her put out with sum effort

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
I am married and so far haven't gotten any since over 3 years!


will she not let u if u tried
i bet u can make her put out with sum effort


Lol that is funny!  With some effort.... You mean like a bottle of Jack Daniels!  Gotta love it

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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or maybe candles washing dishes cleaning the house
doing chores
or taking her on a date

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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three years!!! is she in a wheel chair?  does your penis work.... cause thats just crazy!!!!

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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one of you or both of you must be morbidly obese

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous said:
I went 17 years once.


So pretty much you were 17 years old when you lost it? lol

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Thanks for all your input... I was just wanting to know if it were a crazy situation or just me?

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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last and only time i was 15
now im 25:sad:

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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2 weeks. wait, 1.5 weeks

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
I am married and so far haven't gotten any since over 3 years!


How exactly has this happened???

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Shes gotta be cheating on you man, unless you are a senior citizen there's no logical reason a couple should go that long without sex.

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #14]
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yesterday.

You guys need to get out more.

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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^ same dude.

I do go 11 months once though. That was horrible.

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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12 hours.

Go me!

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