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Anonymous #1

I porked my mom
    #8549112 - 06/21/08 11:03 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

SO it was a saturday night and I came home pretty depressed b/c the girl I was going out with dumped me. My mom was on the coach with her pussy showing drinking vodka. She was obviously pretty drunk and when i told her "Close your legs I can see your thing" she said "come over here johny touch it" I was high and drunk so I went over and started playing with it. A few minutes of masturbating my mom turned into her sucking my cock. IT was the best BJ I ever had. She then said STICK IT IN ME. I pulled my pants completely off and thrusted into her vagina. The sensation of pounding what I had come out of was amazing. We fucked for a good 2 hours. We did it all oral, vagina, anal, even some foot play. After  it was all over she just went upstairs and went to sleep. She is at work right now but when she gets home O boy is it gonna be akward we havn't seen one another since.

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Anonymous #2

Re: I porked my mom [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8549134 - 06/21/08 11:14 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I porked your mom too!

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Anonymous #3

Re: I porked my mom [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8549136 - 06/21/08 11:15 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

dobie is that you

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Anonymous #4

Re: I porked my mom [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8549318 - 06/22/08 12:37 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

You'll have to kill your father and marry her now. You know the rules. :nono:

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Anonymous #5

Re: I porked my mom [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8549322 - 06/22/08 12:38 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
You'll have to kill your father and marry her now. You know the rules. :nono:


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Anonymous #6

Re: I porked my mom [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #8549330 - 06/22/08 12:41 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

dude!    I have a boner


PICS PICS PICS!!!!

tell her she has to since you fucked her!

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Anonymous #7

Re: I porked my mom [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8549355 - 06/22/08 12:57 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

You should be banned off Shroomerites Anonymous for FAIL.
That did so not happen.

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Anonymous #8

Re: I porked my mom [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8549358 - 06/22/08 12:58 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I'm glad my mother doesn't drink.

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Anonymous #6

Re: I porked my mom [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #8549372 - 06/22/08 01:06 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

pics or it didnt happen!

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Anonymous #9

Re: I porked my mom [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8549378 - 06/22/08 01:08 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Wow..That's just disturbing.
Seriously, who would come up with such a story?

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Anonymous #4

Re: I porked my mom [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #8549511 - 06/22/08 01:53 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

A diabolical mastermind of sorts?

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Anonymous #4

Re: I porked my mom [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8549519 - 06/22/08 01:55 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

This guy. :mantis:

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Anonymous #10

Re: I porked my mom [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8549620 - 06/22/08 02:33 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Heres a pic

Isnt she great?

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Anonymous #8

Re: I porked my mom [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #8549649 - 06/22/08 02:41 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

you got yourself a winner

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Anonymous #8

Re: I porked my mom [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8549652 - 06/22/08 02:42 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
dobie is that you



no way dude, the OP doesn't sound retarded enough to be dobie.

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Anonymous #6

Re: I porked my mom [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #8549683 - 06/22/08 02:54 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

PICS! c'mon man its not like im gonna fap or anything to it

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Anonymous #11

Re: I porked my mom [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8550038 - 06/22/08 07:41 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I porked your mom too!



Go home dad, you're drunk

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Anonymous #12

Re: I porked my mom [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #8550053 - 06/22/08 07:53 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

im uncle reggie and havent had a drink yet son

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Anonymous #13

Re: I porked my mom [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #8550160 - 06/22/08 09:18 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
im uncle reggie and havent had a drink yet son



AHA

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Anonymous #13

Re: I porked my mom [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #8550205 - 06/22/08 09:50 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

^^same guy

PICS of at least her vagina and ass
It's easy to tell the age by the ass and pussy lips.

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