Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Myyco.com Shop: Golden Teacher Liquid Culture For Sale

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1
First homosexual experience didn't go very well
    #8522893 -

I met this dude off of craigslist for NSA oral sex.  He came to my house and first off, he was probably about 300 pounds, but it was oral sex so I really didn't care.  He started blowing me and he smelled like dirty feet, it was so gross.  Anyway, 15 minutes into it I came into his mouth and then he offered me $20 to blow him.  I told him to leave and he did.  The oral sex wasn't bad, but I don't think I'm going to do it again.  Anyone else have any NSA craigslist stories?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: First homosexual experience didn't go very well [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8523032 -

u my good sir are a homo

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: First homosexual experience didn't go very well [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8523039 -

Do these stories consist of any % of the shroomerites?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: First homosexual experience didn't go very well [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8523044 -

>_<

Craigslist is a no-no for sex.

U prolly have herpes now.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: First homosexual experience didn't go very well [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8523092 -

you can only hear shit like this on the shroomery

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: First homosexual experience didn't go very well [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8523183 -

Save a weiner, eat vagina

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: First homosexual experience didn't go very well [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
    #8523476 -

Anonymous said:
u my good sir are a homo



:lol: Why do you feel the need to point that out, douche bag?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: First homosexual experience didn't go very well [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #8523609 -

Try going to someone you love next time, then the sex won't feel like a violation of your FUCKING SOUL.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: First homosexual experience didn't go very well [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #8523734 -

wait, so you let a fat dude from craigslist come over to your house and suck your cock? and he smelled like dirty feet? what if the fat dude shows up again?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: First homosexual experience didn't go very well [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #8523983 -

Anonymous said:
Try going to someone you love next time, then the sex won't feel like a violation of your FUCKING SOUL.



LOL!!!!QFT!!!!BBQ!!!!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: First homosexual experience didn't go very well [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8524023 -

wow this thread is so gay

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: First homosexual experience didn't go very well [Re: Anonymous #10] * 1
    #8524848 -

Anonymous said:
wow this thread is so gay



No, threads like this are what makes the anon forums great.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: First homosexual experience didn't go very well [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #8524866 -

Well if you are indeed curious--find someone you are attracted to.  And if you're online, use a service that allows you to see pictures.

OR JUST ASK FOR PICS.  Straight or gay...

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: First homosexual experience didn't go very well [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8524915 -

Anonymous said:
I met this dude off of craigslist for NSA oral sex.  He came to my house and first off, he was probably about 300 pounds, but it was oral sex so I really didn't care.  He started blowing me and he smelled like dirty feet, it was so gross.  Anyway, 15 minutes into it I came into his mouth and then he offered me $20 to blow him.  I told him to leave and he did.  The oral sex wasn't bad, but I don't think I'm going to do it again.  Anyone else have any NSA craigslist stories?



Tangerines?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: First homosexual experience didn't go very well [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #8525148 -

:lol::yesnod:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: First homosexual experience didn't go very well [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #8525212 -

Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
I met this dude off of craigslist for NSA oral sex.  He came to my house and first off, he was probably about 300 pounds, but it was oral sex so I really didn't care.  He started blowing me and he smelled like dirty feet, it was so gross.  Anyway, 15 minutes into it I came into his mouth and then he offered me $20 to blow him.  I told him to leave and he did.  The oral sex wasn't bad, but I don't think I'm going to do it again.  Anyone else have any NSA craigslist stories?



Tangerines?



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: First homosexual experience didn't go very well [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #8525246 -

Ive actually done the gay NSA blowjob off of craigslist too.  It didn't go badly though dude just came over sucked my load til it was dry and left.  He was so fucking good I should have gotten him to vaccum the entire house before he left out the door.  I tried getting in touch with him later, but to no avail.  He already had me I guess, I almost felt used as ironic as that sounds.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: First homosexual experience didn't go very well [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #8525258 -

Damn what is with all the straight guys getting sucked off by dudes nowadays?

I've blown a straight guy but that was only because he had an epic sized cock that I knew I'd never get to see again in my lifetime unless someone reincarnated John Holmes.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: First homosexual experience didn't go very well [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #8525277 -

Anonymous said:
Damn what is with all the straight guys getting sucked off by dudes nowadays?

I've blown a straight guy but that was only because he had an epic sized cock that I knew I'd never get to see again in my lifetime unless someone reincarnated John Holmes.



well, you are homosexual, but thats alright.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1

Myyco.com Shop: Golden Teacher Liquid Culture For Sale


Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: trendal, Shroomism, george castanza, Alan Rockefeller, yogabunny
1,017 topic views. 0 members, 29 guests and 6 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.023 seconds spending 0.005 seconds on 14 queries.