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Re: girlfriend taking longer time to cum [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Im a time-saver as well. Here's what I've observed:

If you want a quick fuck where she doesn't get to cum, do it at an opportune time. Work her into it on your lunch break and be like "shit I gotta get going" bust, tell her how much you love her, and jet.

If you want a quick fuck and you don't have a legitimate excuse, quit being a shitbag. Work her up. Girls dig teasing. If you get one, she gets one. Its not unfair to you simply because it takes her longer. Sometimes you'll be able to get yours without her getting hers. Remember that when you start to internally whine about having to put your orgasm on hold for another 15 minutes.

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Re: girlfriend taking longer time to cum [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
"lol chicks dont cum in 5 minutes. lol"


uhh maybe just not for you...    and i know shes not faking it.. iv gotten bloody dick a few times cause her period started just as she was going :crazy:  maybe im being a jerk  but we have a lot of sex... sometimes id love to and do just go at it all night... but at other times im just looking to get off and get on with my day... does that make me an asshole?... or just a guy...    s



Wait, did you just say you think that your dick being bloody after sex means she had an orgasm so hard it TRIGGERED her menstrual process?

Dude, you have your head lodged so far in your ass.

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Re: girlfriend taking longer time to cum [Re: Anonymous #1]
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asshole. and who says having a bloody dick proves she wasn't faking it?

:macdre:

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Re: girlfriend taking longer time to cum [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Having a bloody dick proves you made your own hole.

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Re: girlfriend taking longer time to cum [Re: Anonymous #16]
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OP, let me tell you exactly what happened.

Your girlfriend faked it the first few months. You probably weren't doing it just the way she liked it, she got impatient and really wanted to fuck, and so she faked it so you would quit mismanaging the job and get down to pounding her.

Now she's less impatient and she's giving you more time to figure out what she really likes. Take it as a compliment that she's willing to let you learn.

Men never get women off the first few times they fuck. It's virtually impossible. Even the first few months or YEARS! It feels good but it's really, really difficult to get a girl to cum. We usually just give up on the orgasm in favor of fucking so you're not down their eating our pussy until it's sore.

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Re: girlfriend taking longer time to cum [Re: Anonymous #17]
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This is the last poster. I just read the thread and you said this:

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uhh maybe just not for you... and i know shes not faking it.. iv gotten bloody dick a few times cause her period started just as she was going



You are really, really uneducated if you think that having an orgasm will start a period. That's just retarded. Do you know ANYTHING about the female anatomy?

Women are experts at faking orgasms. EXPERTS.

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Re: girlfriend taking longer time to cum [Re: Anonymous #17]
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"The objective of the study was to determine whether coitus during menstruation in perimenopausal women is associated with increased menstrual flow defined as either heavier flow, more days of flow, or both.

Initial interviews for the Stanford Menopause Society Study were conducted locally with 160 perimenopausal women. Six weeks later, additional data were gathered from 121 women. At a third interview, 6-10 weeks later at Stanford University, 56 of 57 subjects (mean age 48.8 + 3.9 SD) provided data on menstrual flow and coital behavior.

At both the first and third interview, more than half of the women reported a pattern of increased menstrual flow. At the third interview, 83% of those reporting increased menstrual flow also reported a behavioral pattern of coitus during menses.

Only 10% with diminished flow acknowledged such a pattern. Women who abstained from sex during menses were not less regular in coital activity at other times nor did the data reveal them to be less orgasmic than women who did not abstain.

Our data reveal an association between coitus during menstruation and longer and/or heavier menstrual flow. The etiology of such increased flow is usually believed to be hormonal, but coitus during menstruation may be another important variable."

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Re: girlfriend taking longer time to cum [Re: Anonymous #18]
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I've had to fake it with girls before because i take too long. I'm a fucking iron man (plus opiates are awesome for longevity :] )

I'll tell you a little trick i've learned while on my sexual journeys. Women have a bone just above their pubic patch that's called the pubic bone, if i'm not mistaken. If you apply gentle pressure to that bone while banging her brains out, it pushes the g-spot into an area that makes it easier to pound the shit out of and sends women on squirt-trips like crazy. I've made a few chicks gurgle when they didn't know they could this way

www.collegesexadvice.com <--- learn to pleasure women correctly. they even have a fucking hitchhiker's guide to the clitoris and vagina on there, ffs. i derive much of my sexual prowess from this site

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Re: girlfriend taking longer time to cum [Re: Anonymous #1]
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yeah i was going to say the same thing. . . sounds to me like you're neglecting the clit. Just don't ever stop rubbing that clit and keeping it wet and she'll ride you like she's never done before.

Never take your finger off that button dude, ever.

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Re: girlfriend taking longer time to cum [Re: Anonymous #20]
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yeah make her ride you and flick the shit out of that bean. she'll go fucking nuts

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