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Help! Dog In Heat
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She's small. But she won't stop fucking whimpering all over the place unless she's asleep which is constantly. How could I get her off? What do I need to do it with?

She may have worms or constipation so I dunno. I'm gonna try the can pumpkin first. If that doesn't work I need something to get her off.

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Re: Help! Dog In Heat [Re: Anonymous #1]
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This post is very confusingly worded.

The title is the only part I understand...

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Re: Help! Dog In Heat [Re: Anonymous #2]
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My dog is in heat and won't stop whimpering because she needs the dick...She doesn't know what to do with herself...so I was thinking of just making her orgasm so she'd get some relief...she does it to herself by licking herself and kicking her back legs back and forth causing some friction but I think she wants some cock. So what should I use to get her off?

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Re: Help! Dog In Heat [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
My dog is in heat and won't stop whimpering because she needs the dick...She doesn't know what to do with herself...so I was thinking of just making her orgasm so she'd get some relief...she does it to herself by licking herself and kicking her back legs back and forth causing some friction but I think she wants some cock. So what should I use to get her off?



^^Same Guy...she might be constipated but I doubt..i'll try the canned pumpkin first and see where that leads.

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Re: Help! Dog In Heat [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Just lick it, it doesn't taste that bad.

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Re: Help! Dog In Heat [Re: Anonymous #3]
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No...

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Re: Help! Dog In Heat [Re: Anonymous #1]
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oh lordie

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Re: Help! Dog In Heat [Re: Anonymous #4]
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What is this "canned pumpkin" trick?

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Re: Help! Dog In Heat [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Re: Help! Dog In Heat [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Re: Help! Dog In Heat [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Kick her swollen cunt and really giver her something to whimper about!

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Re: Help! Dog In Heat [Re: Anonymous #6]
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That's what my best friend told me...but I wouldn't do that.

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Re: Help! Dog In Heat [Re: Anonymous #1]
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use your pinky

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Re: Help! Dog In Heat [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Your dick can fit, even if she's a small dog. Go fuck your dog.

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Re: Help! Dog In Heat [Re: Anonymous #8]
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1. My penis is too big

2. Pinky .. I bite my fingernails tremendously

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Re: Help! Dog In Heat [Re: Anonymous #1]
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use a cigar tube!!!

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Re: Help! Dog In Heat [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Most fucked up thread yet:boxerface:

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Re: Help! Dog In Heat [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Find a dog, get it a vasectomy, let him have at your pooch. :naughty:

This thread is messed up :lol:

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