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 apatheticgoddess
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 Re: how many females are on the board?  [Re: Natural2me]
#843674 - 08/26/02 06:51 AM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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i am most definitely female.
there are way less of us than i thought there would be...
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this post is a work of fiction and is for entertainment purposes only.
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MushroomSally
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 Re: how many females are on the board? [Re: Natural2me]
#843756 - 08/26/02 07:40 AM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm a chick...I don't grow, but I consume  and I love them (mushies) and I honestly feel sorry for anybody, male or female who dies without ever trying mushies!
peace
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A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants
The bartender says “Hey Pirate, what’s with the steering wheel down your pants?”
“Arrrrrrg says the Pirate, it’s drivin me nutz”
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Brukan
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 Re: how many females are on the board? [Re: 420Girl]
#843797 - 08/26/02 07:57 AM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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> I notice that the older I get, the more men I meet that have a nice beer gut going on...
Yeah, my gut is getting a little big from sitting on my ass while replying to these posts. Just kidding. I'm working on my diet; gotta cut out most of my carb intake.
Ever notice how many male scientists are either really skinny or really chubby. Why is that? I know this Russian mathematician named Serge, and he had this huge "computer" gut. I also know this other lanky math professor named Irwin....dude he's like a Shaggy identical! Go figure....
We all need to go jogging! Who's comin with me...
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Brukan
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 Re: how many females are on the board? [Re: MushroomSally]
#843802 - 08/26/02 07:58 AM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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> ...and I honestly feel sorry for anybody, male or female who dies without ever trying mushies!
Like Terence McKenna once said, "how do they keep a lid on this stuff?"
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LSAuser
Full figuredwomen rule!
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 Re: how many females are on the board? [Re: Brukan]
#845541 - 08/26/02 10:19 PM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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"why do women tend to have larger buts and tend to get fat. You know, you think those women would catch on realize that in this species, obesity isn't attractive. whatever though dude"
larger butts? ever heard of curves? granted most men dont find boobs and butts attractive, it is still a fact of being a woman. as for "get fat" almost as many men are fatties and besides a *little* fat is attractive, at least to nearly all men. we guys prefer full figured women!   
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dragonia
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Re: how many females are on the board? [Re: LSAuser]
#845619 - 08/27/02 01:09 AM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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well, no such luck as far as growing goes... (don't ask, it gets ugly!), but I can say I'm female!!!
full fledged!
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 Kertiner
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Re: how many females are on the board? [Re: Natural2me]
#846446 - 08/27/02 08:58 AM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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I find it strange, what there are more men when women who grows shrooms.
Women have the better gens to handle/work with plants.
For many thousend years (stoneage and beyond) the womens task was to collect/work with plants (like collecting berrys and shrooms etc) the mens task were to go hunting in small groups.
And like mendels evoulution theory (survival of the fittest) only the best male hunters and best female colllectors were able to give their gens to the next generation. So men and women speciallized and improved their gens in different directions.
Thats by the way the reason, why many more men are interested in teamsports, then women (Its in their gens to like small teams coordinated action, like the hunting was in ancient times)
Interesting sidenote:
With evolution, you can also explain, why women have boobs
(Apes have no boobs)
then the humans learned to go on 2 feets, the womans butt got out of the main sight,and that was the main sexual attraction for men (former apes).
So the men looked for a replacements of that 2 beautifull roundings, and favoured women, who grew bigger breasts. So women with breasts were far more sucsessfuly in the task of giving their Gens to the next generation.
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Brukan
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 Re: how many females are on the board? [Re: Kertiner]
#846472 - 08/27/02 09:06 AM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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> Women have the better gens to handle/work with plants.
What are gens?
> (Apes have no boobs)
All primates have lactating breasts, even male primates. Though male breasts very rarely lactate.
> ...then the humans learned to go on 2 feets, the womans butt got out of the main sight,and that was the main sexual attraction for men (former apes).
So the men looked for a replacements of that 2 beautifull roundings, and favoured women, who grew bigger breasts. So women with breasts were far more sucsessfuly in the task of giving their Gens to the
Interesting theory. What are you basing this on? Any literature I can reference (and I'm not being sarcastic)?
Edited by Brukan (08/27/02 09:06 AM)
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Kertiner
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Re: how many females are on the board? [Re: Brukan]
#846493 - 08/27/02 09:12 AM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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>> Women have the better gens to handle/work with plants.
>What are gens?
Sorry, meant genes (genetic code / DNA)
>> (Apes have no boobs)
>All primates have lactating breasts, even male primates. Though male breasts very rarely lactate.
Yes, true, i meant big boobs
>Interesting theory. What are you basing this on? Any literature I can reference (and I'm not being sarcastic)?
I have seen it on a science report on TV some time ago.
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Brukan
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Re: how many females are on the board? [Re: Kertiner]
#846515 - 08/27/02 09:22 AM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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>>> Women have the better gens to handle/work with plants.
>>What are gens?
>Sorry, meant genes (genetic code / DNA)
Ah, I don't think that can be proved or disproved. Your opinion is as good as mine, which is opposed to yours. 
> ...big boobs
HAHA, okay Big boobs to me are a real hindrance to a modern female in this patriarchal / Roman society the USA has become. A hindrance in the way that it serves no beneficial purpose to the female and only benefits to pleasure a male. Hey, but that's just my opinion...
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Anonymous
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Re: how many females are on the board? [Re: Kertiner]
#848573 - 08/28/02 06:26 AM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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check out
the Naked Ape (dont know author)
Intimate behavior - Desmond Morris -Both good books on the Human Animal - from a Zoolologists perspective.
-OoD
PS- You all kow Im a girl.
Its just plain psylli to admit to growing shrooms.
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cantankerous
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Re: how many females are on the board? [Re: Kertiner]
#848858 - 08/28/02 08:57 AM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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kertiner,
how does the tribal medicine man fit into your theory?
brukan,
i am a physicist and in great shape for 24. so now you know a scientist that is neither a twig or an ol' tire.
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Brukan
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Re: how many females are on the board? [Re: cantankerous]
#850471 - 08/29/02 04:44 AM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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> i am a physicist and in great shape for 24. so now you know a scientist that is neither a twig or an ol' tire.
HAHA . Tell us, what's your secret?
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cantankerous
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Re: how many females are on the board? [Re: Brukan]
#850959 - 08/29/02 09:45 AM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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secret???? hmmmm.... i dont think i have one. sorry!
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Mac
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Registered: 08/26/02
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Re: how many females are on the board? [Re: DreaMaTrix]
#861860 - 09/03/02 01:45 PM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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Female, but of course I lift weights every day and night so I can turn that manure just right....lol Very funny paragraph.
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Caiooo
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Registered: 09/03/02
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Re: how many females are on the board? [Re: Mac]
#862065 - 09/03/02 03:44 PM (21 years, 7 months ago) |
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Man, I love this topic! It is hilarious! Everyone get all defensive and stuff. Just chill out people!
Although I agree with the men. Every summer I get back to school, the girls seem to get a lot bigger. None of them seems to get hotter, you know, they just get fat... And the funny thing is that the top part of their bodies dont seem to change much, but the bottom part, man oh man, gets to look like a bumble bee.
It is also true about the beer gut thing, but I personally think a beer gut looks better than a big ass that looks like a parmesan cheese, if you know what I mean. 
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Sorria...
Edited by Caiooo (09/03/02 03:46 PM)
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