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Having problem cleaning myself
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I eat fast food all day everyday, and my asshole is a complete mess. I try wetnaps, and I tried taking showers after every bowel movement and none of them work. HELP. What does everyone else do? My one friend told me to put some toilet paper on the end of my tooth brush and use it like a qtip, do you think this would work? I'm not trolling either, this is serious.

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Re: Having problem cleaning myself [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I eat fast food all day everyday


I'd say that is your biggest problem.

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Re: Having problem cleaning myself [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Uh, yeah. Normal food equals normal shits.

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Re: Having problem cleaning myself [Re: Anonymous #1]
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My one friend told me to put some toilet paper on the end of my tooth brush and use it like a qtip, do you think this would work? :rofl2:

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Re: Having problem cleaning myself [Re: Anonymous #4]
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just use the toothbrush straight up, and dont forget to floss!

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Re: Having problem cleaning myself [Re: Anonymous #1]
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nice post, even though it's bogus

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Re: Having problem cleaning myself [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Eat some apples

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Re: Having problem cleaning myself [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I make sure to always tell my mommy everything.

I look down upon those who lie to their parents, I feel its disrespectful.

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Re: Having problem cleaning myself [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Uh oh, I risk a retaliation not far off from the childish "You can't say anything, I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!"

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Re: Having problem cleaning myself [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Stop being such a fat fuck.

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Re: Having problem cleaning myself [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous said:
Eat some apples


or corn.

whats the problem exactly? shit just stuck on your ass or what? too much ass hair? maybe give ur asshole a nice trim or shave. and stop eating shitty food.

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Re: Having problem cleaning myself [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Stop eating fast food retard.

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Re: Having problem cleaning myself [Re: Anonymous #10]
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OP here, I didn't eat mcdonalds at all today and I just took a nasty shit that is stick to my asshole like eggs to a skillet. Anyone think I should go to the dr?

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Re: Having problem cleaning myself [Re: Anonymous #10]
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You should go vegan. Meat from animals is really bad energy for your chakra. The bad energy from the dying animal is transfered to you, and that energy is what is upsetting your stomach. Start out by going here
http://www.viva.org.uk/

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Re: Having problem cleaning myself [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
OP here, I didn't eat mcdonalds at all today and I just took a nasty shit that is stick to my asshole like eggs to a skillet. Anyone think I should go to the dr?


Try not going for a week and adding more fiber and fruits and vegetables to your diet. After a few days you'll notice your poops are coming out nicer. If not, I'd say yes a trip to the doctor wouldn't be bad. In fact if you haven't been for awhile then it couldn't hurt to go for a physical anyway.

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Re: Having problem cleaning myself [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
You should go vegan. Meat from animals is really bad energy for your chakra. The bad energy from the dying animal is transfered to you, and that energy is what is upsetting your stomach. Start out by going here
http://www.viva.org.uk/


vegans piss me off. this egotistical vegan asshole in my kung fu class wont stop making the buidling smell like a fucking sewer. hes ridiculously stanky. his farts smell like a straight up dead animal.

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Re: Having problem cleaning myself [Re: Anonymous #9]
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The only time I get good healthy shit is when I eat the fuck out of a dead animal.

If I eat a salad, it's little lettuce chunk diarreah all over the back of the toilet.

Fuck vegans. I'll Eat animals raw damn it!

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Re: Having problem cleaning myself [Re: Anonymous #11]
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The only time I get good healthy shit is when I eat the fuck out of a dead animal.

If I eat a salad, it's little lettuce chunk diarreah all over the back of the toilet.

Fuck vegans. I'll Eat animals raw damn it!


:mad2::thumbup:

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