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4000lbs of pressure on 1 cubic foot
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I need to come up with a way to squeeze the hell out of something thats about 1 cubic foot...

Anybody have any ideas?

I was thinking maybe some kind of vice, or even something that would let a come-along pull the pressure into it.

Even if i could only apply 1500-2000lbs it would be great.

Id just like to hear some ideas before i go to lowe's and spend my money on something.

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Re: 4000lbs of pressure on 1 cubic foot [Re: weretheshit]
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Tape it to the side of your house and crash your car into it!


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If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: 4000lbs of pressure on 1 cubic foot [Re: Madtowntripper]
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I'm trying to think of a good joke involving Prince Fielder's ass and a Cubs hat but I got nothin'.


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-Erik Davis

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Re: 4000lbs of pressure on 1 cubic foot [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Trying to press some cocaine mang?

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Re: 4000lbs of pressure on 1 cubic foot [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Lets just not mention the Cubs right now.

I worked until 8am and woke up for this pathetic performance?

I am entirely too high-strung for a 162-game season.

Sorry to jack your thread, we'll shut up about baseball now.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: 4000lbs of pressure on 1 cubic foot [Re: DiabloSmurf]
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hahaha... nope, just trying to find a more efficient way to squeeze the excess moisture out of your shit.


I thought about just driving my car on top of it... but i need even more pressure.

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Re: 4000lbs of pressure on 1 cubic foot [Re: weretheshit]
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Get your mom to sit on it :rofl:  Just kidding mate, couldn't resist.  Seriously I have no idea


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Re: 4000lbs of pressure on 1 cubic foot [Re: weretheshit]
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well if your car wont do.. then this won't either i guess :frown:



someone else can do the physics calculations on how long that arm would have to be


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Re: 4000lbs of pressure on 1 cubic foot [Re: Yrat]
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I promised myself after i graduated that I would not use Physics again for at least a couple of years.

Sorry.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: 4000lbs of pressure on 1 cubic foot [Re: Yrat]
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how heavy is your car? surely it's at least 2000lbs


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"There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil
to one who is striking at the root."
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Strike The Root

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Re: 4000lbs of pressure on 1 cubic foot [Re: weretheshit]
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Go deep in the ocean.

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Re: 4000lbs of pressure on 1 cubic foot [Re: Tangerines]
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yeah strap that shit to alvin


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to one who is striking at the root."
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Re: 4000lbs of pressure on 1 cubic foot [Re: weretheshit]
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weretheshit said:
I thought about just driving my car on top of it... but i need even more pressure.


Borrow someone's truck?

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Re: 4000lbs of pressure on 1 cubic foot [Re: weretheshit]
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Go to the rail road tracks.

Put it on the tracks.

Wait.

That should do it.

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Re: 4000lbs of pressure on 1 cubic foot [Re: Tangerines]
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Wow, there are about -25 good ideas in this thread.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: 4000lbs of pressure on 1 cubic foot [Re: Yrat]
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Yrat said:
how heavy is your car? surely it's at least 2000lbs


ya... probably about 2500. but i could only drive one wheel over it, or doubtfully 2... This splits up the pressure between the tires. The front has more weight of course.. but still not enough. I need about 3-4 times that amount of pressure.

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Re: 4000lbs of pressure on 1 cubic foot [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Both of mine would get the job done.

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Re: 4000lbs of pressure on 1 cubic foot [Re: JacquesCousteau]
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JacquesCousteau said:
Borrow someone's truck?


even a truck will split the weight.

I have a truck, but its a little one and probably weighs even less than my car.

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Re: 4000lbs of pressure on 1 cubic foot [Re: weretheshit]
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Trash compactor. Like the ones behind grocery stores. They crush the garbage.
I'm not sure how much pressure but they can easily bend metal.

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Re: 4000lbs of pressure on 1 cubic foot [Re: Tangerines]
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buy an industrial press



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