Anonymous said:

Plastic bag taped around your neck sir.
Inflate it so you don't feel out of breath and when you run out of oxygen you quietly pass out.
Make sure you do it laying down so you don't accidentally rip the bag.

Better luck next time, enjoy the afterlife.

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i think he would eventually pop his thumb through to his mouth tho

any police headquarters near you OP?

Anonymous said:

Inhale from a rubber hose directed to a car exhaust pipe after consuming massive amounts of sleeping pills, then jump into a swimming pool with a plugged in toaster and a school of piranhas in it, that ought to work.

What show, anyone?

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An alternative is cyanide.

No feeling, 10 seconds and you're gone. Tastes like sugar and you only need a tiny bit (but make sure you get the right amount, about 15mg, as if you have more than 20mg, it may be painful swallowing, and less than 10mg and you may not die. Put it in Kool-Aid.)

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Almost everything you say is complete bullshit that has no basis in fact. Dosages are plain wrong and the degree of suffering involved is grossly underestimated.

An Auschwitz gas chamber cycle took about an hour, and that was inhaled HCN, the quickest route. Even then there routinely were survivors amidst the pile of corpses who then were shot. Yes inhaled HCN might knock you unconscious fast, but typically over half an hour of dying follows in its wake, or recovery will follow. There can be severe convulsions. You are a toxic hazard to people administering CPR. You may recover with brain damage.

Boo for bad information

Anonymous said:

go out in a blaze of glory. start raping the hottest bitches you can find, rob a bank and go down in a haze of bullets as the cops gun your shit down.

or go skydiving and dont wear a parachute.

it would be nice to fall to earth and then SHABLAM!

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Anonymous said:

Am i the only one who is slightly disturbed that nearly everyone on here is giving this guy different ideas on how to kill himself!!
you should be trying to convince him not to not give him ways to do it...

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People that really want to commit suicide, pick a method and make sure it is successful.

People that dont want to commit suicide talk about wanting to do it.

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