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Anonymous #1

man.. i've had to poo for the last two hours
    #8027150 - 02/15/08 12:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

But I've been stuck in classes.  I'm done with class for the day in 10 minutes.  I've really gotta poo badly.  I'm not sure if I should try to find a secluded pooroom on campus, or if I should just suck it up an extra 8 minutes to ride home on my bike and shit in the comfort of my own pooroom.

:crankey::crankey: :snowman::glittershitz::snowman: :crankey::crankey:


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Anonymous #2

Re: man.. i've had to poo for the last two hours [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8027297 - 02/15/08 01:19 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

suck it up


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Anonymous #1

Re: man.. i've had to poo for the last two hours [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8027456 - 02/15/08 01:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I did. It's always best to poo in the comfort of your own home.

It was awesome, btw.

I lost like 10 lbs.


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Anonymous #3

Re: man.. i've had to poo for the last two hours [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8028512 - 02/15/08 06:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

If I don't go right when I need to, I end up constipated until the next day.


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Anonymous #4

Re: man.. i've had to poo for the last two hours [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8028643 - 02/15/08 06:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I know a guy who didn't shit for a month or 2. No reason really, he just wanted to do it. When he finally decided he couldn't hold it any more he tried to shit, and couldn't!

He had to go to the hospital, he told them he had really bad stomach pains. They were like "we found the problem, you have lots of stool in you"

I still laugh my ass off thinking about that story. The part I find most shocking about the whole thing is that he openly talks about it.


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Anonymous #1

Re: man.. i've had to poo for the last two hours [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8030454 - 02/16/08 08:41 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

why the hell would anyone just decide not to shit for a month? is that even possible? this story smells an awful lot like bullshit.


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Anonymous #5

Re: man.. i've had to poo for the last two hours [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8031067 - 02/16/08 12:34 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
why the hell would anyone just decide not to shit for a month? is that even possible? this story smells an awful lot like bullshit.




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Anonymous #6

Re: man.. i've had to poo for the last two hours [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8031215 - 02/16/08 01:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Eat an apple!


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Anonymous #4

Re: man.. i've had to poo for the last two hours [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8032129 - 02/16/08 06:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
why the hell would anyone just decide not to shit for a month?  is that even possible?  this story smells an awful lot like bullshit.




I think he might have said he liked how it felt to hold it in :shrug:

If it isn't true then that guy must like making up really strange lies about himself.

I mean, who would want to lie about something like that?


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Anonymous #7

Re: man.. i've had to poo for the last two hours [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8032199 - 02/16/08 06:43 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

man. aside from fucking and eating, shitting is one of my favorite things to do. Catch up on some reading, get some peace and quiet for a bit, the relief. Who doesn't love shitting?


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