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I'm tired of jacking off...
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And it's better than the sex that I have...
I probably get sex 5 times a month on average, but it usually never lasts more than 20 minutes of so... The past few times have been closet quickies...

It seems like after my old lady gets off, she just tries to get me off as quick as possible...

Jacking off seems much more enjoyable. Late at night, no disturbances, just be and redtube.

I can whack it and stop, whack it and stop, and it can go on for a good couple of hours, then I bust a peter north size load.....

It's fucking great. My wife has no idea...

I dunno why sex has taken a back seat in her list of priorites...

*shrugs*

What do the shroomery women make of it?

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Re: I'm tired of jacking off... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Re: I'm tired of jacking off... [Re: Anonymous #2]
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it's a trap

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Re: I'm tired of jacking off... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Quote:
It's fucking great. My wife has no idea...


yeah, you probably dont know what she is doing either

probably greater then what you got going on

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Re: I'm tired of jacking off... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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If you stop jacking off your sex will get better. This is why internet porn addiction can destroy marriages (or at least, destroy sex lives)

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Re: I'm tired of jacking off... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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My husband masturbates ALOT. We still have sex a few times a week(4 or 5). I honestly could care less. I masturbate too.

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Re: I'm tired of jacking off... [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous said:
Quote:
It's fucking great. My wife has no idea...


yeah, you probably dont know what she is doing either

probably greater then what you got going on


That bitch. I knew it.
I'm tossing her shit tot he curb today, no questions asked....

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Re: I'm tired of jacking off... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous said:
If you stop jacking off your sex will get better. This is why internet porn addiction can destroy marriages (or at least, destroy sex lives)


That's not it, she just works so damn much, and is always so tire, her libido is suffering. She seems to only get geared up for sex after she has a day or two off from work. So, that's like maybe 4 days out of the month, the other days, she's bleeding and is grossed out about me being down there.

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Re: I'm tired of jacking off... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
Quote:
It's fucking great. My wife has no idea...


yeah, you probably dont know what she is doing either

probably greater then what you got going on


That bitch. I knew it.
I'm tossing her shit tot he curb today, no questions asked....


that is what i would do. today is the perfect day for that

also tell her about the strippers you have been dating behind her back.

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Re: I'm tired of jacking off... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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The good thing about jacking off is that your hand won't leave you for another guy. :sad:

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Re: I'm tired of jacking off... [Re: Anonymous #7]
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You probably got fat

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Re: I'm tired of jacking off... [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous said:
The good thing about jacking off is that your hand won't leave you for another guy. :sad:


what if it does...

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