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whats the largest amount of mushrooms you'd safely send through USPS
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Just as the topic says. How much do you think is safe and how much is 'too much' ??

thinking about overnighting 1 hp of mush. What ya'll think.

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Re: whats the largest amount of mushrooms you'd safely send through USPS [Re: Anonymous #1]
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y?

and if you must just package it with mad other stuff.

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Re: whats the largest amount of mushrooms you'd safely send through USPS [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Whats 1 horsepower of mush equal in weight?

Quote:
thinking about overnighting 1 hp of mush. What ya'll think.



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Re: whats the largest amount of mushrooms you'd safely send through USPS [Re: Anonymous #3]
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half pound u TARD

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Re: whats the largest amount of mushrooms you'd safely send through USPS [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous said:
half pound u TARD


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half pound is 1/2 p or 1/2 pound not 1 hp

Whos the retard?? You are, dumbfuck.

Stupid illiterate hillbilly bitch.

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Re: whats the largest amount of mushrooms you'd safely send through USPS [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous said:
half pound u TARD:irdumbtard:



Youre so dumb I bet you busted on your first shipment.

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Re: whats the largest amount of mushrooms you'd safely send through USPS [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous said:
half pound is 1/2 p or 1/2 pound not 1 hp

Whos the retard?? You are, dumbfuck.

Stupid illiterate hillbilly bitch.



If qp = quarter pound, hp = half pound. Figure it out.

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Re: whats the largest amount of mushrooms you'd safely send through USPS [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Hell why not go all out? if your going to risk your safty and freedom mail them all at once.

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Re: whats the largest amount of mushrooms you'd safely send through USPS [Re: Anonymous #5]
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I want a 400 horsepower shroom vette. 0 to crazy in 5.0 secs.

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Re: whats the largest amount of mushrooms you'd safely send through USPS [Re: Anonymous #3]
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A quarter is a quarter ounce.
An O.Z. or Zone is an ounce.
a QP is a QP.
A Half is a Half pound.
A half ounce is a Half ounce.
An elbow or L. B. is a pound

HP is Horse Power or Hewlett Packard.

1HP means One Horse Power.

And if you ship 1 Half pound of shrooms.
That means, thanks to you, there are potentially 64 Doeses that will be slung to little kiddies on the street.
Meaning, that your odds of someone getting busted with the shrooms you supplied are 6 out of 10.
Which means...
Some kid will dose, do something stupid, cops will say..
"We will call your parents, and let them come and pick you up. IF You tell us who you bought these from"...

Then the guy you sold to gets a battering ram to his door after the stakeout see kids coming and going around 4:00pm after school is let out...

He gets a knee in the back of his kneck while his cheek is pressed to the floor and his first thought is that he's gonna have to roll over on ya....

They will find the package that the shrooms arrived in through the mail, and take his computer and read all of his pm's and emails.

And then, they make a phone call to the authorities in your town with a subpeona and a search warrant....

Then, you will have to start doing anus stretching exercises to get your brown eye ready for those big niggers in the pen.

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Re: whats the largest amount of mushrooms you'd safely send through USPS [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Lmao!

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Re: whats the largest amount of mushrooms you'd safely send through USPS [Re: Anonymous #7]
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:lol:

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Re: whats the largest amount of mushrooms you'd safely send through USPS [Re: Anonymous #6]
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$1

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Re: whats the largest amount of mushrooms you'd safely send through USPS [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous said:
A quarter is a quarter ounce.
An O.Z. or Zone is an ounce.
a QP is a QP.
A Half is a Half pound.
A half ounce is a Half ounce.
An elbow or L. B. is a pound

HP is Horse Power or Hewlett Packard.

1HP means One Horse Power.

And if you ship 1 Half pound of shrooms.
That means, thanks to you, there are potentially 64 Doeses that will be slung to little kiddies on the street.
Meaning, that your odds of someone getting busted with the shrooms you supplied are 6 out of 10.
Which means...
Some kid will dose, do something stupid, cops will say..
"We will call your parents, and let them come and pick you up. IF You tell us who you bought these from"...

Then the guy you sold to gets a battering ram to his door after the stakeout see kids coming and going around 4:00pm after school is let out...

He gets a knee in the back of his kneck while his cheek is pressed to the floor and his first thought is that he's gonna have to roll over on ya....

They will find the package that the shrooms arrived in through the mail, and take his computer and read all of his pm's and emails.

And then, they make a phone call to the authorities in your town with a subpeona and a search warrant....

Then, you will have to start doing anus stretching exercises to get your brown eye ready for those big niggers in the pen.



QFTMF's

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Re: whats the largest amount of mushrooms you'd safely send through USPS [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I doubt you will have any problems. Just make sure you package it very well. Vacuum seal if need be.

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Re: whats the largest amount of mushrooms you'd safely send through USPS [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Way more than a hp, i know its possible to vacum seal over 10 pounds of marijuana and send it through the mail, mushrooms would be no different. You can vacum seal things down to very very small parcels, for example 10 pounds can get to the size of about a brick.

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