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Fucking Dumb Neighbor
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I hate living in a apartment more and more as the days go by for the past two days the guy across the hall has been yelling at my door to quit smoking my pot, but I haven't been. Last night as soon as I woke up I got in the shower and as I was walking out the bathroom I could here him right up against my door bitching. I didn't want to be the crazy type to open the door with nothing but a towel on a tell him to fuck off so i just ignored it, but today again he did the same thing and by the time I got to my door he had already walked inside. I'm not even sure it is pot because when i got home it just smelled like a cigar smoke in the hallway so if it was pot it was some really shitty weed. I guess the bastard forgot there are other people that live in this building.

This also means now I can't grow shrooms because now I'm too paranoid that this dumb ass is gonna have the landlord come my way and look through the place. they have signs posted on the entry doors to the building with the cops number posted and trying to rid this neighborhood of crime and drugs. This is the wrong fucking neighborhood to be bitching about pot when there are people killing each other. I hate this fucking bastard. Before I had been smoking pot and he would slam his fist on the door like he was trying to break it down or something. But one time he came and knocked on my door I even opened it and he asked me to stop but now he wont come to the door he just feels like yelling about it, if he would come to the door I would invite him in just so he could smell my place for him self.


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Re: Fucking Dumb Neighbor [Re: UnholyChild666]
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Plant some weed on him while he walks to his car and call the cops, giving them his license plate #

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Re: Fucking Dumb Neighbor [Re: UnholyChild666]
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That's some bullshit. But even living in a house you get shitty neighbours. Mine called the cops on me last friday for throwing snow near his property. I told them what a fucktard he was being and they just called him in as being emotionally unstable.


*he walked inside his place... misread

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Re: Fucking Dumb Neighbor [Re: BrAiN]
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could but I don't believe in calling the cops and if I did that he would just wait for me to slip up. I just don't understand what the hell is wrong with him why he automatically assumes it's me and why it bothers him so much, if it's such a big deal why doesn't he just call the cops, when they get here I'll let them smell my place for themselves and they won't be able to do a damn thing and that would be great to rub in that bastards face.


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Re: Fucking Dumb Neighbor [Re: UnholyChild666]
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You should leave Beck's Truckdrivin Neighbors Downstairs (Yellow Sweat) playing on repeat next time you shower :thumbup:


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Re: Fucking Dumb Neighbor [Re: UnholyChild666]
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UnholyChild666 said:
could but I don't believe in calling the cops and if I did that he would just wait for me to slip up. I just don't understand what the hell is wrong with him why he automatically assumes it's me and why it bothers him so much, if it's such a big deal why doesn't he just call the cops, when they get here I'll let them smell my place for themselves and they won't be able to do a damn thing and that would be great to rub in that bastards face.


Is the smell coming outta your door? If so, just throw a towel down.. or is it one of those baltimore style buildings that used to be houses that got broken into apts so u can smell shit through the vents?

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Re: Fucking Dumb Neighbor [Re: ivi]
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I'm sure he couldn't understand the lyrics he is too stupid, listening to the drama from his place is like an episode of the springer show. This guy threatens to call the cops on his own wife, no one here cares about how his fat ass wife cheats on him. Their van window has been smashed out twice by someone (not here though) but no surprise there with those fucks.


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Re: Fucking Dumb Neighbor [Re: BrAiN]
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BrAiN said:
UnholyChild666 said:
could but I don't believe in calling the cops and if I did that he would just wait for me to slip up. I just don't understand what the hell is wrong with him why he automatically assumes it's me and why it bothers him so much, if it's such a big deal why doesn't he just call the cops, when they get here I'll let them smell my place for themselves and they won't be able to do a damn thing and that would be great to rub in that bastards face.


Is the smell coming outta your door? If so, just throw a towel down.. or is it one of those baltimore style buildings that used to be houses that got broken into apts so u can smell shit through the vents?


No I haven't been smoking any pot at all, it's someone else but because I have before he just automatically blames me like it's not possible that more than one person in these 12 units smokes the shit, he is that fucking dumb


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Re: Fucking Dumb Neighbor [Re: UnholyChild666]
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Just give him hell. Scream at him and just yell at him about what a dump fucking shit he is.

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Re: Fucking Dumb Neighbor [Re: BrAiN]
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I'm gonna if I catch him but not in front of his kids I won't do that, I just need to catch him while he is bitching, because he does it as he is walking in his place. I'm gonna look for houses to rent or buy hopeful by next year I can have some money saved, unfortunately for me growing shrooms was my ticket to paying off credit cards and moving out so it probably won't happen. Growing shrooms here was a safe thing till the fucker moved into the place across from me, I work 3rd shift so I'm always home during the day but because of this fucker it could give the landlord reason to send cops or evict me for something I'm not doing.


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Re: Fucking Dumb Neighbor [Re: UnholyChild666]
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Draw a giant penis on his door so his kids turn gay.

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Re: Fucking Dumb Neighbor [Re: BrAiN]
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That would go great right next to his "I am a christian" sign. :thumbup:


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Re: Fucking Dumb Neighbor [Re: UnholyChild666]
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selling drugs is bad mmmkay


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Re: Fucking Dumb Neighbor [Re: UnholyChild666]
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> I guess the bastard forgot there are other people that live in this building.

Rather than going crazy on his ass, try talking to him about it. Let him know that you don't smoke, that the smell of smoke annoys you as well, and that maybe the two of you can work together to figure out where the smell is coming from. If you can turn him into a friend, rather than an enemy, then you don't need to worry about the second part of your post any longer.


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Re: Fucking Dumb Neighbor [Re: Seuss]
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Seuss said:
> I guess the bastard forgot there are other people that live in this building.

Rather than going crazy on his ass, try talking to him about it. Let him know that you don't smoke, that the smell of smoke annoys you as well, and that maybe the two of you can work together to figure out where the smell is coming from. If you can turn him into a friend, rather than an enemy, then you don't need to worry about the second part of your post any longer.


yeah that won't work the damage is done because he used to live on the 11st floor then moved up to the 3rd. Before he was fine with me till one day i actually was smoking pot and he came to my door, plus there is a VERY long story that ties the people below me (who are no brighter) and him together so he hates me period there is nothing more to do. So he knows I do smoke pot but this time it isn't me because I haven't been smoking. Besides why can't he ignore it? When you live in an low income apartment especially where there is murder and everything else going on, there are much better things to worry about.


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Re: Fucking Dumb Neighbor [Re: BrAiN]
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BrAiN said:
Draw a giant penis on his door so his kids turn gay.



hahahah that will totally work. its kind like feng shui lol (kidding of course... or am i?)

but na, you should just call the cops on HIM whenever hes yelling at you through the door, or banging on it, or yelling at his fatass wife. the asshole might get arrested for domestic assault, who knows!?

just get everything illegal out of your house and then call the cops and have them come. hopefully they show up in the middle of it. keep your cool, so the cops know this dudes fucking crazy. you need the cops on your side. once theyre on your sidee, if he tries calling the cops on you, they wont do anything cause theyll remember "oh yea that dudes fuckin crazy!"

and if youre worried about youre landlord going into your place, CHANGE YOUR LOCK!


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Re: Fucking Dumb Neighbor [Re: PilzeEssen]
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^^^^Exactly what he said. Great idea.^^^^


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Re: Fucking Dumb Neighbor [Re: UnholyChild666]
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You know that does sound like harassment to me...

Sure you may not really have a case, but if he's a fairly stupid person I'm sure a letter from a lawyer would be enough to make him find something else to waste his time with.


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Re: Fucking Dumb Neighbor [Re: Konnrade]
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You know, the same thing happened to me last year. I had just started a grow project of fungi in my apt. My neighbors across the hall, this black family who had about 5 kids I think, the parents were always smoking pot. The woman who lived above me kept reporting it to the landlord, and saying it was me and my two room mates. They believed her I guess because we are college kids and the people across the hall were a family, and the mother was a school teacher. One day the lady above us just called the police, and the landlord to let her know what was going on. The landlord called me to let me know what was happening, so I packed up my grow and tossed it in my car, leaving my parking lot as the cops were rolling up.
After that, I found out that one day when my upstairs neighbor was complaining to the landlord, my neighbor across the hall overheard and said that he had smelled it too, and he didn't want his kids around it. That fucker was the one doing it all along. We were cool up until that point.
So i decided to go the landlord, and explain that the next time the dumb bitch above me smelled pot, she could ask my neighbors across the hall to smell their apartment. She told me that the people across the hall from me smoking was basically impossible because she was a teacher and got drug tested. So i told her that if there was ever an issue she could come inside my apartment and take a whiff around.
I just got so pissed though, that eventually I said fuck it, tossed my room mates about a grand for the next couple months rent and dipped out, because I hated everyone i lived with anyway, and was paranoid about living there.
Hope your situation turns out better.


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Re: Fucking Dumb Neighbor [Re: DragonChaser]
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Next time you use pot indoors, use a spoof. Works everytime.

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