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OfflineTurntableJunky
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Nastiest vagina description.
    #7928334 - 01/25/08 02:50 AM (16 years, 8 days ago)

Im going with axe wound.


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Re: Nastiest vagina description. [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7928348 - 01/25/08 02:54 AM (16 years, 8 days ago)

" Belongs to Hillary Clinton "


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Re: Nastiest vagina description. [Re: Cancer]
    #7928350 - 01/25/08 02:54 AM (16 years, 8 days ago)

meat curtains


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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: Nastiest vagina description. [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7928396 - 01/25/08 03:24 AM (16 years, 8 days ago)

I like "Stench Trench"! :awesome:


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InvisibleBandersnatch
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Re: Nastiest vagina description. [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7928467 - 01/25/08 04:23 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

Slimy gash.


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Re: Nastiest vagina description. [Re: Bandersnatch]
    #7928476 - 01/25/08 04:32 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

cheesy slop........


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Re: Nastiest vagina description. [Re: highc]
    #7928488 - 01/25/08 04:45 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

Sweaty clam.


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Re: Nastiest vagina description. [Re: Bandersnatch]
    #7928508 - 01/25/08 04:56 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

running with the title........

white girl with brown pussy. Hair running from the bottom crack of her ass to just under her navel making it difficult to even find the hole. when one does find it thick white mucus is dripping out staining the mattress as it hits it. the pugnent smell of tricoderma slowly fills the room. on the inside of the lips their are hundreds of little holes almost invisble to the naked eye, but clearly visible when water is poured over causing little air bubbles all over the place.....DATS A NASTY BITCH


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Re: Nastiest vagina description. [Re: highc]
    #7928645 - 01/25/08 06:27 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

highc said:
running with the title........

white girl with brown pussy. Hair running from the bottom crack of her ass to just under her navel making it difficult to even find the hole. when one does find it thick white mucus is dripping out staining the mattress as it hits it. the pugnent smell of tricoderma slowly fills the room. on the inside of the lips their are hundreds of little holes almost invisble to the naked eye, but clearly visible when water is poured over causing little air bubbles all over the place.....DATS A NASTY BITCH




my dick almost fell off when i read that...


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Re: Nastiest vagina description. [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7928709 - 01/25/08 07:00 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

:scat:


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:heartpump:


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Re: Nastiest vagina description. [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7928715 - 01/25/08 07:09 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

well-weathered pastrami flaps


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Re: Nastiest vagina description. [Re: Left Nut City]
    #7928751 - 01/25/08 07:26 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

steak sheets, stank taco


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Re: Nastiest vagina description. [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7928760 - 01/25/08 07:30 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

I saw a movie a long time ago where someone said something to the effect of:
"I'm gonna stuff your cunt with Brie and eat it out"

That grossed me out somewhat.


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OfflineOracle Of Delphi
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Re: Nastiest vagina description. [Re: Asante]
    #7928856 - 01/25/08 08:24 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

Patton Oswalt on old lady vag ;Grey drapes


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OfflineZinglons Acolyte
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Re: Nastiest vagina description. [Re: Cancer]
    #7928870 - 01/25/08 08:29 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

mycroscope said:
" Belongs to Hillary Clinton "



lol ill have to go with this one :lmao:


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Re: Nastiest vagina description. [Re: Le_Canard]
    #7928873 - 01/25/08 08:30 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

ToiletDuk said:
I like "Stench Trench"! :awesome:




:lol:
i like that one 2

i'd like to know what kind of names women shudder to hear it described as and  hate

bucket of porrige


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OfflineOracle Of Delphi
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Re: Nastiest vagina description. [Re: alphabeatu]
    #7928884 - 01/25/08 08:34 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

i hate:
~ hairy clam
~ slit


thats all i can think of


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Offlinehighc
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Re: Nastiest vagina description. [Re: alphabeatu]
    #7928902 - 01/25/08 08:41 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

Abyss, The
Afro clam
Almeja
Axe wound
Bacon strip
Badly wrapped kebab
Bajingo
Bald man in a boat
BAP (Bad Ass Pussy)
Bologna curtains
Baloney sandwich
Bearded clam
Bearded taco
Beaver
Beaver Cleaver
Beefgina
Beef curtain
Beef garage
Beef jacket
Bermuda triangle
Biff
Biffen
Birdy
Birth cannon
Bitchcake
Bizzle
Black cat with its throat cut
Black hole Of Calcunta
Blood tap
Blurt
Bone hone
Bone yard
Boogina
Bottomless pit
Box
Box lunch at the Y
Boy in the boat
Breakfast
Breakfast of champions
Buhgina
Bulldog's lip
Bunny
Bush
Camel hoof
Camel toe
Camp coochie
Catcher's mitt
Catfish
Cathedral
Cathouse
Cauliflower
Cave
Cha-cha
Chia pet
Chocha
Choochi snorcher
Chopped ham
Chuff
Chumino
Clam
Clamato fountain
Clamburger
Clodge
Clown's pocket
Cock cave
Cock cozy
Cock garage
Cock holster
Cock milk
Cock pit
Cock pocket
Cock sheath
Cock socket
Cock tub
Cockwash
Cod canal
Concha
Conill
Cooch
Coochie
Cookie
Coon
Coonie
Coont
Cootch
Cooter
Cooz(e)
Cradle of filth
Creamery, The
Crotch cobbler
Crotch mackerel
Crotch taco
Cum bucket
Cum canal
Cum catcher
Cum dumpster
Cum target
Cunny
Cunt
Dank diner
Delta of Venus
Dent
Dick dent
Dick depot
Dick dock
Dick drive
Dick holster
Dick sharpener
Dick shed
Dick's crib
Dicky Dino
Dirty cumpie
Ditch
Divit
DNA dumpster
DNA slurpee machine
Dripping slit
Droog
Dyke snack
Easy bake oven
Everlasting Gobstuffer
Fadge
Fandango
Fertile delta, The
Festering wound
Filthy hatchet wound
Finger warmer
Fish factory
Fish fanny
Fish hole
Fish pie
Fish taco
Flaming lips
Flange
Flesh curtains
Flesh flute case
Flesh tuxedo
Flesh wallet
Flesh wound
Flounder, The
Flower
Fluff
Fluffy sausage wallet
Fluttering love wallet
Foo foo
Foof
Foofy bird
Fortune nookie
Foster home of Peter the Orphan
Foufoune
Four-lipped man eater
Framazama
French poodle
Front-butt
Frothing gash
Fuck hole
Fuffle
Fun bun
Fun tunnel
Fur pie
Furback turtle
Furburger
Furby
Furry horse collar
Furry front bottom
Fuzz box
Fuzzy cup
Fuzzy lap flounder
Fuzzy puddle
Fuzzy taco
Gange
Gap
Gaper
Gaping hole
Garage of love
Gash
Gator grip
Gina
Ginch
Giner
Giney
Gingerbread
Gleaming mound of Venus
Glory hole
Glory road
Gnash
God's master plan
Golden gully
Goldmine
Goo pot
Gooey man trap
Gouge
Grand Canyon
Gravy boat
Grilled cheese
Growler
Gutted hampster
Gutted rabbit
Gynie
Haddock pasty
Hair pie
Hairy beaver
Hairy bike rack
Hairy checkbook
Hairy cherry
Hairy clam
Hairy cream pie
Hairy harmonica
Hairy hatchet wound
Hairy headache
Hairy Manilow
Hairy Mary
Hairy scar
Hairy taco
Hamburger
Ham sandwich
Hatchet wound
Heart-shaped box
Her
Hey nonny nonny
Hidey hole
Hina
Hinge
Hole
Home plate
Honeyhole
Honeypot
Hoo-ha
Hoo-hoo
Hooch
Hoon
Hootch
Hootchie
Hootchie pop
Horizontal fishcake
Hot Box
Hot pocket
Hot quivering love-purse
Hotdog bun
Hummer hole
Illnana
In hole, The
Jack in the box
Jack Nastyface
Jellyroll
Jizz receptacle
Juice box
Kini
Kit-Kat
Kitty
Knob gobbler
Knots landing
Koo koo
Kookooyumyumpoon
Kooter
Labbe
Landing strip
Lap flounder
Lips that never speak
Lobster claw
Lotus flower
Love muscle
Love muffin
Love pudding
Love tunnel
Lower lips
Man's ruin
Map of Tasmania (Tasi)
Meal ticket
Meat curtains
Meat grinder
Meat muffin
Meat napkin
Meat slipper
Meat wallet
Meatloaf
Mejillon
Miffy
Minge
Minnie's pearl
Miss Pussy
Missile silo
Moan pie
Momma's silk purse
Mommy button
Money box
Money maker
Monkey
Mooch
Moose knuckle, The
Moose's lip
Mother Theresa
Motherload
Mound
Mrs. Sphincter's next door neighbor
Mucker
Muckhole
Mud flaps
Muff
Muff monster
Muffhole
Muffin
Muffler
Muffy
Munch box
Mushy mushy
Mutton chops
Mutton flaps
Na-na
Na-ner na-ner pudding
Nappy canoe
Nappy dugout
Nethermeats
Ninja slipper
Nipper
Nookie
Nooner
Oak tree planter
Old bacon strip
Old Mother Hubbard
Old toothless
Oonie
Orchid boat
Organ grinder
Otter's pocket
Oval office
Oyster taco
Panocha
Panty hamster
Passion flower
Patona
Peach
Peach fish
Pearl pit
Pecan Pattie
Pecker-snot repository
Pee bug
Peeper
Pelt
Penis holster
Penis penitentiary
Penis piranha
Penis pocket
PenisStation, The
Peter pleaser
Peter's punching bag
Phat rabbit
Pink brownie cake
Pink canoe
Pink lipped custard sucker
Pink lips
Pink palace
Pink panda
Pink petaled posie
Pink pie
Pink pit of pleasure
Pink stink
Pink taco
Pinkly stinkly
Pish
Piss curtains
Piss flaps
Plewie
Po-po
Pocketbook
Poke hole
Pookie
Poon
Poonani
Poontang
Poontang pie
Pootnanny
Pork danglies
Poosazi
Pooter
Pootie poo
Pootietang
Pooty poo
Postage stamp (you lick it, you stick it, you send it on its way)
Pot holder
Prayer muffin
Prick pit
Promised Land, The
Pu-jar
Puddin pie
Pudi
Pumpkin blossom
Puna
Punani
Puni
Pushin' cushion
Pussy
Putang
Puter
Puty putty
Quiff
Quim
Quinnie
Quivering mound of love pudding
Raw oyster
Receptacle, The
Red haired lass
Red snapper
Roast beef curtain
Roast beef pita
Rocket pocket
Rod roaster
Rooster fish
Rosebud
Round mound of repound
Rug
Rusty axe wound
Sacapuntas
Sagging bacon cones
Salami sandwich
Salmon scented semen sucker
Sausage wallet
Scrunt
Seafood taco
Sex hole
Shnush
Shooting range
Shrimp boat
Shrimp pie
Shutters of love
Silk igloo, The
Slice
Skunk guts
Slickety squid
Slime slit
Slimey slot
Slippery sheath
Slit
Slobbering bulldog
Sloppy joe
Sloppy oyster
Slot A
Slug's belly
Smackey
Smelly jelly hole
Smoo
Snack box
Snack pack
Snake charmer
Snapper
Snatch
Snizzle
Snotty lips
Snutch
Soft taco
South mouth
Southern smile, The
Spam castanet
Sperm bank
Sperm belcher
Sperm harbor
Split-faced hair shark
Split knish
Splittail
Spock-socket
Spunk locker
Spunk pit
Squashed hedgehog
Squirt bucket
Squishy
Stanky
Stench trench
Sticky bun
Stink hole
Stinkinoonie
Stinky krinky
Stinky pink
Stuffed stocking
Sugar walls
Sweaty burrito
Sweet spot
Sword swallower
Taffy puller
Tang
Tasty little morsel
Tinkleflower
Treasure chest
Tri-fold floppy
Trout basket
Tulip
Tuna melt
Tuna taco
Tuna town
Tuna tunnel
Tuna 'n' whiskers
Tunnel
Tunnel of love
Turkey beard
Turkey curtains
Tutu
Twat
Twat waffle
Twisted taco
Two fingered fish mitten
Two-lips
Underwear oyster
Upside down taco
Vadge
Vagittyfidgit
Vagooter
Vaheena
Veeg
Vertical bacon slice
Vertical grimace
Vertical smile
Vertical taco
Velvet box
Velvet glove
Venus fly trap
Venus jive trap
Vice of love, The
Warm slurpee
Wazza
Welly-boot top
Welly-top
Weenie wringer
Wet wrinkle
Whisker biscuit
Whooha
Wide open spaces
Wide papaya smile
Willy washer
Winkin' pink brownie cake
Wizard's sleeve
Wookie
Wookie hole
Woolen bivalve
Worm hole
Wound that never heals, The
Wrinkle
Wuzza
X-Box
Ya-ya
Yeast cake
Yo-yo smuggler
Yoni
Yum yum
Zone, The


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Re: Nastiest vagina description. [Re: highc]
    #7928909 - 01/25/08 08:42 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

:eek::crazy2:


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"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely considered as a bad move."  -Douglas Adams "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"
"If the words 'life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on." -Terence McKenna


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Re: Nastiest vagina description. [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7928914 - 01/25/08 08:44 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

Oracle Of Delphi said:
i hate:
~ hairy clam
~ slit


thats all i can think of




:lol:
slit is close to that other word women REALLY hate


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