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Whats the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds? There is 20 of them.

What does broccoli and anal sex have in common? If you are forced to have it as a kid, you will hate it as an adult.

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Re: Joke Thread [Re: Anonymous #1]
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An old man, who was hard of hearing, went to the doctor with his wife.

The doctor says: To correctly diagnose your sickness I'll need a urine, stool and a semen sample from you.

The old man turns to his wife and asks: What did he say?

She says: He needs your underwear.

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Re: Joke Thread [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Hahaha, nice ones.

What's funnier than a dead baby in a trash can?
A dead baby in a trash can, dressed as a clown

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Re: Joke Thread [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Stupid but the only one I can think of off the the top of my head.

How did the baby sitter get the black kids to stop jumping on the bed?

She put velcro on the ceiling.

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Re: Joke Thread [Re: Anonymous #4]
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What do you get when you breed a Mexican with an octopus?


I'm not sure what you get... but it sure can pick a lot of lettuce!

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Re: Joke Thread [Re: Anonymous #5]
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What did the fish say when he bumped his head?


Dam.

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Re: Joke Thread [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous said:
What did the fish say when he bumped his head?


Dam.


funniest joke in the thread, you win

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Re: Joke Thread [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Why do niggers cry during sex?

Pepperspray.

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Re: Joke Thread [Re: Anonymous #7]
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:lol:

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Re: Joke Thread [Re: Anonymous #8]
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How many Mexicans does it take to roof a house?

It depends on how thin you slice them.

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Re: Joke Thread [Re: Anonymous #9]
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2 cinnamon buns were sitting in an oven one cinnamon bun says to the other "is it hot in here?" the other cinnamon bun looks over and screams "ah fuck! a talking cinnamon bun"

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Re: Joke Thread [Re: Anonymous #10]
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:bored:

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Re: Joke Thread [Re: Anonymous #2]
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what do you call a gay farmer?


a jolly rancher!


haw haw haw

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Re: Joke Thread [Re: Anonymous #11]
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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?




Aids

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Re: Joke Thread [Re: Anonymous #12]
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lol fruit into vegetable... lol... well played

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Re: Joke Thread [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I like my women like I like my coffee -- ground-up and in the freezer.

I like my women like I like my scotch -- 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

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Re: Joke Thread [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Doctor: "I've got very bad news - you've got cancer and Alzheimer's"
Patient: "Well, at least I don't have cancer"

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Re: Joke Thread [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Whats black and blue and hates sex?
A rape victim.

You know who i havnt seen in a while?
Medeline McCann

Whats the difference between a truck load of sand and a truck load of babies?
You cant unload sand with a pitchfork

Whats 8 inches long and makes a woman moan and groan?
Cot death

What do you call a babay on a stick?
a kebabby

What do you call a crying baby on a stick?
Shh Kebabby

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Re: Joke Thread [Re: Anonymous #15]
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man your jokes suck

here, I'll try and tell one like you:

what's black and blue?

the t.v. I own and the water in my faucet

oh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

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Re: Joke Thread [Re: Anonymous #2]
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A guy brings his sick wife to the doctor.
The doctor tells the man, "Your wife has either Alzheimer's or AIDS, but I can't tell which."
The man is distraught, and asks the doctor, "What should I do?"
The doctor replies, "Drive her to the other side of town and kick her out of the car. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

Why did the dead baby cross the road?



It was stapled to the chicken.

What was the only thing missing at the Million Man March?



An auctioneer.

What did the black kid get for Christmas?




My bike.

There's a black guy and a Puerto Rican guy in a car. Who's driving?




The cop.

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