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have you ever had the opportunity to pimp?
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i recently acquired a woman friend that is very sexually hyperactive. she has grown very fond of me and stated (and proved) that she would do anything for me.

her is very honest about her sexual history and in general normally this would be good for most. but as indicated by her self shes a slut

i dont love them hoes :hulk:

psychologically i already laid the groundwork because before i knew she was such a slut, i was in love with her. and statements WHERE genuine

should i pimp the slut?

for the record i am well aware of the hoe to housewife stats
should i pimp her
You may choose only one
should i "transform her"
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from 12/25/07 05:08 PM until the end of time
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Re: have you ever had the opportunity to pimp? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Yep, she sounds like a real fuck-monster. Pimp dat bitch out.

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Re: have you ever had the opportunity to pimp? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Re: have you ever had the opportunity to pimp? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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any input would be valued

-op

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Re: have you ever had the opportunity to pimp? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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lol, are you a black person? I don't know of any white woman in her right mind would let a man pimp her.

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Re: have you ever had the opportunity to pimp? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Maybe you'll both pimp & slut each other. Why? You sound like a slut yourself. :cool:
Obviously, you'll have to be tranny. :yesnod:

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Re: have you ever had the opportunity to pimp? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
any input would be valued

-op


you're coming across sounding a lot like Kal Penn's character in Van Wilder (Taj Mahal Badalandabad)

which basically comes down to:

you sound like some douche who's never gotten anywhere with a woman before (not even remotely / not even slightly / never-ever) who is trying entirely WAY too god damn hard to try and make himself out to be something that he simply is not...and it's very obvious that he isn't

kinda like a five year old that's emulating his favorite wrestler  :yesnod:
(or a fat bitch that tries to act hot...if that one's easier to understand)

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Re: have you ever had the opportunity to pimp? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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you should dry smash her shitbox

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Re: have you ever had the opportunity to pimp? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous said:
you should dry smash her shitbox


LOL

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Re: have you ever had the opportunity to pimp? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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A few months ago i was hanging out trying to score some dope, and ended up kicking it with this prostitute for like 3 days.
We somehow got to talking, and i told her i wanted to be her pimp mabey. She spent the whole time tricking, buying me free dope, and sucking my dick.

After a while, i decided against it because she had some crazy Mexican hanging around, and he sounded like the type that would have to be dead before it was safe to fuck with her.
Also, after reading up on the subject (yes i looked up pimping in wikipedia) i decided that i wouldn't make a good pimp.
Because A- i liked her, and couldn't take advantage of her like that,
and B-, she was an addict, and i didn't want to get into that lifestyle.

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Re: have you ever had the opportunity to pimp? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous said:
A few months ago i was hanging out trying to score some dope, and ended up kicking it with this prostitute for like 3 days.
We somehow got to talking, and i told her i wanted to be her pimp mabey. She spent the whole time tricking, buying me free dope, and sucking my dick.

After a while, i decided against it because she had some crazy Mexican hanging around, and he sounded like the type that would have to be dead before it was safe to fuck with her.
Also, after reading up on the subject (yes i looked up pimping in wikipedia) i decided that i wouldn't make a good pimp.
Because A- i liked her, and couldn't take advantage of her like that,
and B-, she was an addict, and i didn't want to get into that lifestyle.


So are just saying this to feel better, or are you actually lying to yourself?

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Re: have you ever had the opportunity to pimp? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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OP needs to get a real job. If you're a poverty stricken black man living in the ghetto with hep c, I could see the justification behind wanting to be a pimp.

You're a white man who is capable of going to community college and not ending up behind bars with aids. Choose this option.

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Re: have you ever had the opportunity to pimp? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
A few months ago i was hanging out trying to score some dope, and ended up kicking it with this prostitute for like 3 days.
We somehow got to talking, and i told her i wanted to be her pimp mabey. She spent the whole time tricking, buying me free dope, and sucking my dick.

After a while, i decided against it because she had some crazy Mexican hanging around, and he sounded like the type that would have to be dead before it was safe to fuck with her.
Also, after reading up on the subject (yes i looked up pimping in wikipedia) i decided that i wouldn't make a good pimp.
Because A- i liked her, and couldn't take advantage of her like that,
and B-, she was an addict, and i didn't want to get into that lifestyle.


So are just saying this to feel better, or are you actually lying to yourself?



There is a difference between use, abuse, and addiction.
I would say i'm somewhere in the middle. I spend more time getting high than i should, but i don't do so much that i get withdrawals, and i don't steal, or sell my ass.
I love how you pretend to know me based on that 2 paragraphs tho.

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Re: have you ever had the opportunity to pimp? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous said:
Also, after reading up on the subject (yes i looked up pimping in wikipedia)


if you're relying on wikipedia to determine whether or not you should be pimpin the fur coat and the cane - you, my sir, are a sad sack indeed  :lol:

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Re: have you ever had the opportunity to pimp? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Known a fuck load more dope fiends then you've known, and I'd bet the farm you end up with a habit if you keep copping. You gotta understand, its the same story with every junkie, they start chipping and soon they got a habit. Of course not everyone ends up that way, but 99% of the people that I've known/met that started copping dope on the streets, and started chipping, ended up strung out.

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Re: have you ever had the opportunity to pimp? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous said:
Known a fuck load more dope fiends then you've known




all I gotta say is the proof is in the pudding mother fucker  :lol:

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Re: have you ever had the opportunity to pimp? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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When I was living on the streets I used to take this bitch out to the berryfarms where she would fuck mexicans for 20 bucks a pop they would nut in like 2-5 minutes she would come out of there with like at least 200 bucks and she would split the money with me So I guess I have been a pimp before WHICH IS THE SHIT BITCHES BEAT THAT!

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Re: have you ever had the opportunity to pimp? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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the year after i graduated HS i used to party with two hoes who were both seniors. both were really into coke and it was just a good time all around. me and my friend used to take them out on weekends to local clubs and bars and send them in to flirt with guys and get them to buy bags from us, it was a good business plan if i do say so myself. that was the closest i've ever come to pimping.

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Re: have you ever had the opportunity to pimp? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Its easy to become a pimp.

I met a guy that went down the whore alley got a load of phone numbers then went to bars and found men that wanted them (easy) then he hooked em up and took his cut. Simple as that.

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Re: have you ever had the opportunity to pimp? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
Known a fuck load more dope fiends then you've known




all I gotta say is the proof is in the pudding mother fucker  :lol:


Is this Muppet?

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