for a tale of what NOT to do on Christmas.
Prologue:
My roomie's parents buy me 50 10mg Valiums, since there is no need for a script in Trinidad and and it only cost me about $6 USD
Cue a nice 20-40mg per day habit since last Wednesday.
So, I get to my parent's house last night (well technically this morning) around 1am (work till midnight). Take two huge gulps of my sister's codein cough syrup. She gets home around 3am and we decide to go outside and fly this helicopter thing her BF got my dad for XMas. My dad hadn't even got to fly it yet since it had to charge for like 8 hours . We then promptly launch it into a tree on it's maiden voyage, breaking off the rear rudder propeller thing.
we return the helicopter and broken piece back where it was and fall asleep around 4. 6:30am My mom goes through the house turning on lights and blasting xmas music.
Open presents still buzzing on codein, which turned out to be a fucking good haul this year. high-end surround sound home theater system, fuckloads of gift cards for clothing stores and barnes & noble, fucking nice blanket, and about $175 in cash in these little ornaments on the tree, some clothes, some candy... etc etc
my dad finds the helicopter and my sister and I own up to the damage. it turns out to be an easy fix with a little super glue, soldering, and extra wires.
I decide the codein buzz is wearin off and valiums are too much of a downer for xmas at my grandma's, and instead of just shrugging it off and being a decent human being, I decide to be a piece of shit and eat about 30mg of adderall (part of my sister's xmas gift was a few addys as she has a script) and go to my grandma's... I got a very nice gift from my grandma, a homemade blanket made with material of van gough's starry night.
even though i wasn't that hungry due to the addys, I still ate a nice big plate of down-home southern comfort food followed by a slice of homemade pecan pie.
ok, time to go to the other grandma's house... adderall wearing off. I decide I'll just finish the leftover half of a 20mg pill. but I decide It'll be fun to snort it this time.
hastly sneak off, grind, line, and toot. One second after it's all up the nose I remember "Fuck, last sunday I was in urgent care with a severe sinus infection, and I'm still taking antibiotics and mucinex". I dunno if you've ever had to take mucinex, but it makes you blow your nose constantly. And unlike blowing your nose when you have a cold and it doesn't really help, with mucinex, it completely clears everything from your sinuses.
i try to not blow my nose for as long as possible, but end up giving in 15 min later, and practically blow out almost all of the adderall. I'm pissed cuz I wasted it, I mean that was a twunt thing to do, why didn't I just swallow it like I did with my earlier dose? I'm sure snorting adderall wouldn't have been any better if I didn't blow it all out.
Settle on a redbull on the way to my other grandma's... eat another southern meal complete with some homemade cheesecake pie thing.
I then realize since I am never home to cook I've basically lived off healthy-choice frozen dinners, so my stomach starts hurting real bad from a) eating about 4 times as much as I'm used to in one sitting and b) it being really fatty, rich foods... like baked ham, creamy homemade cheesy mashed potatoes, homemade mac&cheese, greenbean casserole, etc etc.
cue one very sick and very tired StonedShroom soaking in a very hot bath and reflecting on what a stupid cnut she had been today.
Tomorrow is the obligatory day-after-xmas-cousins-from-far-away-last-night-here drinking party.
I don't know why, but for the past few years I get teetotaled on the holidays. It's not like I have bad parents who don't buy me gifts, or I go to family's house where everyone fights. It's quite the opposite, my family gatherings are like a norman fucking rockwell painting. There's no reason to get effed up.
Anyway, I didn't act like a bitch to anyone, I was actually happy and being nice to my family, but I still feel like a total idiot for doing so much crap for no reason and my body feels like one huge ache.
-------------------- We are not human beings going through a temporary spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings going through a temporary human experience.
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