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 Mocha Bear
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 Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport 
#7750129 - 12/12/07 04:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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BERLIN - A man nearly died from alcohol poisoning after quaffing two pints of vodka at an airport security check instead of handing it over to comply with new rules about carrying liquids aboard a plane, police said Wednesday.
The incident occurred Tuesday at the Nuremberg airport, where the 64-year-old man was switching planes on his way home to Dresden from a vacation in Egypt.
New airport rules prohibit passengers from carrying larger quantities of liquid onto planes, and he was told at a security check he would have to either throw out the bottle of vodka or pay a fee to have his carry-on bag checked.
Instead, he chugged the vodka — and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function, police said.
A doctor called to the scene determined he had possibly life-threatening alcohol poisoning, and he was sent to a Nuremberg clinic for treatment. The man, whose name was not released, is expected to be able to go home in a few days.
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LuNaTiX
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Re: Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport [Re: Mocha Bear]
#7750146 - 12/12/07 04:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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gayports suck
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JackTheBear
Pick Me I'm Clean
Registered: 09/27/07
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Re: Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport [Re: LuNaTiX]
#7750152 - 12/12/07 04:52 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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That guys a trooper
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Compass
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Re: Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport [Re: Mocha Bear]
#7750155 - 12/12/07 04:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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64 years old and he's still trying to stick it to The Man, regardless of the consequences to himself
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nolongerinuse
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Re: Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport [Re: Compass]
#7750163 - 12/12/07 04:54 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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That is fucking badass!
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 LeftyBurnz
Mr. I Eat Butthole
Registered: 06/21/05
Posts: 24,570
Loc: FL
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Re: Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport [Re: JackTheBear]
#7750181 - 12/12/07 04:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
JackTheBear said:
That guys a trooper
my thoughts exactly.
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Disco Cat
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Re: Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport [Re: Mocha Bear]
#7750183 - 12/12/07 04:58 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's fucking moronic of him, really. Shit, cops are coming, better shoot up this ounce of heroin right now.
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TripleTree3
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Re: Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport [Re: Disco Cat]
#7750229 - 12/12/07 05:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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5 shrooms to that guy for not giving up 
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RipVanWinkle
The Benzodiazethang
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Re: Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport [Re: Mocha Bear]
#7750233 - 12/12/07 05:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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A true hero. 
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Brugman
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Re: Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport [Re: Disco Cat]
#7750394 - 12/12/07 05:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Disco Cat said:
That's fucking moronic of him, really. Shit, cops are coming, better shoot up this ounce of heroin right now.
Only that's not what happened.
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Gastronomicus
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Re: Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport [Re: Disco Cat]
#7750407 - 12/12/07 05:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Disco Cat said:
That's fucking moronic of him, really. Shit, cops are coming, better shoot up this ounce of heroin right now.
Moronic? Yes. Heroic? definately
Plus it would be more like "you can either throw out this heroin, or check it in your luggage" you reply "fuck that!" and shoot it all up
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Skunk420
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Re: Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport [Re: Mocha Bear]
#7750467 - 12/12/07 05:58 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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What a stupid retard! it's just alcohol...but i guess it must have been very, very expensive vodka 
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Nibin
Getting there
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Re: Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport [Re: Skunk420]
#7750472 - 12/12/07 06:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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This guy is my Idol.
He should be made honorary member of the Boozery
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Coaster
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Re: Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport [Re: Skunk420]
#7750474 - 12/12/07 06:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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man thats hardcore
i used 2 chug my water be4 i entered raves cuz u cant bring water in
so u can buy $5 bottle of water and if u dont u die of dehydration
crazy world we live in
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Innominate
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Re: Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport [Re: Coaster]
#7750553 - 12/12/07 06:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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What a dumb ass.
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Skunk420
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Re: Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport [Re: Innominate]
#7750574 - 12/12/07 06:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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That is what I said....
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PinballWizard
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Re: Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport [Re: Mocha Bear]
#7750625 - 12/12/07 06:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wow, that's about 1 and a quarter "fifths." That lasts me 2 nights of partying.
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fapjack
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Re: Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport [Re: PinballWizard]
#7750652 - 12/12/07 06:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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The only person more of a hero than this guy, is the dude that was on cops that got into a car chase with a cop, and didn't pull over until after he was done smoking his crack.
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Skunk420
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Re: Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport [Re: fapjack]
#7750686 - 12/12/07 06:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thats not crazy, if I would know I was going to jail/prison for a long time I would do the same thing..why not?
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Innominate
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Re: Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport [Re: Skunk420]
#7750813 - 12/12/07 06:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Skunk420 said:
Thats not crazy, if I would know I was going to jail/prison for a long time I would do the same thing..why not?
He wasn't going to get arrested, he just didn't want to waste alcohol.
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