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i pretend to talk on the phone
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Sometimes..well all the time, in public I will pretend to talk on the phone to avoid social interaction, or to look less suspicious.

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Re: i pretend to talk on the phone [Re: Anonymous #1]
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haha I bet it makes you look suspicious as all get out!

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Re: i pretend to talk on the phone [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
Sometimes..well all the time, in public I will pretend to talk on the phone to avoid social interaction, or to look less suspicious.



i dont like you

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Re: i pretend to talk on the phone [Re: Anonymous #2]
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sometimes i will be in the middle of pretending to talk on the fone and look at something or get distracted and forget im talking and just walk with my fone to my ear i guess i could be checking a voicemail but people probably wonder

scary thign is ive held long conversations with myself probably just crazy insane

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Re: i pretend to talk on the phone [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I think half the people walking around the grocery store yakking on cell phones are pretending.

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Re: i pretend to talk on the phone [Re: Anonymous #3]
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hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

i've done it as well.  and pretended to be laughing uproariously

:rofl:

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Re: i pretend to talk on the phone [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous said:
I think half the people walking around the grocery store yakking on cell phones are pretending.



yeah, i completely agree with this

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Re: i pretend to talk on the phone [Re: Anonymous #3]
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i'll text people sometimes to avoid people, never held a fake conversation though. i would feel fucking weird doing that.

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Re: i pretend to talk on the phone [Re: Anonymous #1]
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haha I've done that too. I especially do it when there's a hot girl near and I want to look cool.

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Re: i pretend to talk on the phone [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Awhile back I pooped in a an ice bag

and put it back in the freezer, just waiting for someone to use it. Its a good conversation starter is all.

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Re: i pretend to talk on the phone [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Hahaha, I text to look busy sometimes, but god damn, a convo? Make sure your phone is on silent...wouldn't want it to start ringing while you are talking...

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Re: i pretend to talk on the phone [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
sometimes i will be in the middle of pretending to talk on the fone and look at something or get distracted and forget im talking and just walk with my fone to my ear i guess i could be checking a voicemail but people probably wonder

scary thign is ive held long conversations with myself probably just crazy insane



:awesome:

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Re: i pretend to talk on the phone [Re: Anonymous #10]
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one time i was on mushrooms,all fucked up, i just had just puked into some bushes when I saw several cops walking towards me a bit down the street. I probably looked crazy as fuck and suspicious, so I opened my phone up and pretended to talk to my parents as I passed by them.

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Re: i pretend to talk on the phone [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You really think the world is revolving around you?

You pretend talk in case you have to say hi as you pass someone by?

WTF?

And I thought I had issues :poop:

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Re: i pretend to talk on the phone [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I know who you are.

Don't do this again or I'm gonna punch you when I see you on your phone. For lieing to me.

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Re: i pretend to talk on the phone [Re: Anonymous #12]
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you can say anything you want and no body knows who you are or are not talking to

sometimes i wanna grab the phone from some peoples hands and see if they are really talking to anyone cause im sure alot of people fake it

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Re: i pretend to talk on the phone [Re: Anonymous #1]
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i'd never heard of people doing this before.
just llike the other guy said

Quote:
WTF?

And I thought I had issues



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Re: i pretend to talk on the phone [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
Sometimes..well all the time, in public I will pretend to talk on the phone to avoid social interaction, or to look less suspicious.




...thats brilliant

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Re: i pretend to talk on the phone [Re: Anonymous #14]
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:lol:

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has done it. Sometimes I do it not to look weird. If I'm sitting around waiting for someone I don't want to seem desperate so I just pretend to talk on the phone.

Until of course the phone rings :shrug:

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Re: i pretend to talk on the phone [Re: Anonymous #15]
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There are cigarettes for those times :rolleyes:

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