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so i'm sitting in a student commons area..
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doing a bit of homework, browsing the shroomery, and whatnot.

a cute girl with a nose ring and fun hair sits in the chair adjacent to me.  and i immediately spill coffee down my shirt because i'm a fucking retard.  i'm so :awesome:

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Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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That's good! Great ice breaker!

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Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:haha:

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Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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alright, so i'm out of my last class and back in the studying area. i figure i'll be here a lot over the next two weeks because i'm fucked. anyways... there's this absolutely adorable-and-hot-at-the-same-time short chick who must've just got done dancing or exercising or something because she's got on like tights and a hoodie.

and holy fuck... her ass is godly. i am smitten by her divine buttocks. when she walks, i literally can't not stare. i do it covertly though... "observe as i scope out my mystery date while pretending to check my watch..." hank venture style.

>_>

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Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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ultimate nerdotron

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Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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...did you just say nerdotron?

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Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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mmmmmmm Nice.

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Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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sometimes my woman goes nerdotron on me, glasses, pigtails.... mmmmm i love it.

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Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #5]
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there was one time where this hot as fuck chick walked up to me to ask for the time and I told her the time and immediately farted afterwards.

i think she was going to say something else, but the fart just killed the moment. she kind of gave me this look like I was an old-man that needed to be in depends or something.

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Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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How loud was the fart?

:lol:

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Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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One time I actually spilled coffee on a girl sitting in front of me in class. Whee.

And I have low blood pressure. So occasionally, when standing up and stretching, I get a head rush so massive I momentarily black out and collapse. So one time I plum fell on a girl at school. Bam.

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Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #7]
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The fart was your average lengthed fart, but it was a squeeker. Kind of like when you were a kid and you played with balloons, when you pulled at the ends of the opening to let air out really slowly.

It sounded like that.

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Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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It sounded just like this, just not nearly as long:


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Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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What was the reaction on your face? I-didn't-just-fart?

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Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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I don't think my facial expression ever changed after I farted, I'm sure my eyes told a different story though.

I just maintained the posture and expression of a man who only told the time and nothing else.

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Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous said:
I just maintained the posture and expression of a man who only told the time and nothing else.


:rofl:

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Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous said:
It sounded just like this, just not nearly as long:




the chick's voice is hot.

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Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous said:
there was one time where this hot as fuck chick walked up to me to ask for the time and I told her the time and immediately farted afterwards.

i think she was going to say something else, but the fart just killed the moment. she kind of gave me this look like I was an old-man that needed to be in depends or something.


what a way to kill the moment grampa! :rofl2:

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Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #5]
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WOW she better have been superstar material.

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