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Anonymous #1

so i'm sitting in a student commons area..
    #7602378 - 11/06/07 12:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

doing a bit of homework, browsing the shroomery, and whatnot.

a cute girl with a nose ring and fun hair sits in the chair adjacent to me.  and i immediately spill coffee down my shirt because i'm a fucking retard.  i'm so :awesome:


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Anonymous #2

Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7602622 - 11/06/07 01:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

That's good! Great ice breaker!


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Anonymous #3

Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7602842 - 11/06/07 02:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:haha:


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Anonymous #1

Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7603104 - 11/06/07 03:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

alright, so i'm out of my last class and back in the studying area. i figure i'll be here a lot over the next two weeks because i'm fucked. anyways... there's this absolutely adorable-and-hot-at-the-same-time short chick who must've just got done dancing or exercising or something because she's got on like tights and a hoodie.

and holy fuck... her ass is godly. i am smitten by her divine buttocks. when she walks, i literally can't not stare. i do it covertly though... "observe as i scope out my mystery date while pretending to check my watch..." hank venture style.

>_>


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Anonymous #4

Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7603312 - 11/06/07 03:50 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

ultimate nerdotron


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Anonymous #1

Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7603317 - 11/06/07 03:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

...did you just say nerdotron?


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Anonymous #2

Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7603611 - 11/06/07 05:02 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

mmmmmmm Nice.


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Anonymous #5

Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7603999 - 11/06/07 06:22 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

sometimes my woman goes nerdotron on me, glasses, pigtails.... mmmmm i love it.


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Anonymous #6

Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7604039 - 11/06/07 06:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

there was one time where this hot as fuck chick walked up to me to ask for the time and I told her the time and immediately farted afterwards.

i think she was going to say something else, but the fart just killed the moment. she kind of gave me this look like I was an old-man that needed to be in depends or something.


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Anonymous #2

Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7604044 - 11/06/07 06:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

How loud was the fart?

:lol:


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Anonymous #7

Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7604050 - 11/06/07 06:36 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

One time I actually spilled coffee on a girl sitting in front of me in class. Whee.

And I have low blood pressure. So occasionally, when standing up and stretching, I get a head rush so massive I momentarily black out and collapse. So one time I plum fell on a girl at school. Bam.


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Anonymous #6

Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7604058 - 11/06/07 06:39 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

The fart was your average lengthed fart, but it was a squeeker. Kind of like when you were a kid and you played with balloons, when you pulled at the ends of the opening to let air out really slowly.

It sounded like that.


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Anonymous #6

Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7604068 - 11/06/07 06:42 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

It sounded just like this, just not nearly as long:



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Anonymous #2

Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7604109 - 11/06/07 06:56 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

What was the reaction on your face? I-didn't-just-fart?


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Anonymous #6

Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7604156 - 11/06/07 07:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I don't think my facial expression ever changed after I farted, I'm sure my eyes told a different story though.

I just maintained the posture and expression of a man who only told the time and nothing else.


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Anonymous #1

Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7604193 - 11/06/07 07:21 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I just maintained the posture and expression of a man who only told the time and nothing else.




:rofl:


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Anonymous #8

Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7605899 - 11/07/07 08:19 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
It sounded just like this, just not nearly as long:





the chick's voice is hot.


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Anonymous #5

Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7605938 - 11/07/07 08:36 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
there was one time where this hot as fuck chick walked up to me to ask for the time and I told her the time and immediately farted afterwards.

i think she was going to say something else, but the fart just killed the moment. she kind of gave me this look like I was an old-man that needed to be in depends or something.




what a way to kill the moment grampa! :rofl2:


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Anonymous #9

Re: so i'm sitting in a student commons area.. [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7606381 - 11/07/07 10:56 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

WOW she better have been superstar material.


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