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Offlinetrent
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i need excuses to get out of a wedding
    #7502315 - 10/09/07 05:33 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

So I have just received the oh so cute wedding reception invitation (she's actually getting married in Mexico) for an enchanted evening from my annoyingly perfect perky step sister..

I don't want to go.. and neither does my SO..

But I don't know how to politely refuse the invitation... The "Sorry I have to work" excuse won't fly because the reception is in May..

So dear shroomites, what would you say to get out of a wedding you didn't want to go to?
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Re: i need excuses to get out of a wedding [Re: trent]
    #7502326 - 10/09/07 05:35 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I don't wanna come. :shrug:


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Re: i need excuses to get out of a wedding [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #7502337 - 10/09/07 05:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Just go. Weddings= free alcohol and food.


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Re: i need excuses to get out of a wedding [Re: trent]
    #7502343 - 10/09/07 05:38 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

"I plan on having diarrhea those dates, I'm sorry."


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Re: i need excuses to get out of a wedding [Re: Innominate]
    #7502352 - 10/09/07 05:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I hate reception dinners. free booze is not a draw for me.


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Re: i need excuses to get out of a wedding [Re: trent]
    #7502363 - 10/09/07 05:41 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Alright, in all seriousness... are the tickets to Mexico paid for? If not there's always the "I can't afford it" excuse. Or say you have another vacation planned.


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Re: i need excuses to get out of a wedding [Re: Gumby]
    #7502370 - 10/09/07 05:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

That would be the easiest one.


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Re: i need excuses to get out of a wedding [Re: Gumby]
    #7502379 - 10/09/07 05:45 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

another relative said she would drive us there


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Re: i need excuses to get out of a wedding [Re: trent]
    #7502384 - 10/09/07 05:47 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Say you're going on another vacation that week and you already bought your tickets... And plan one now so it's not a total lie.


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Re: i need excuses to get out of a wedding [Re: trent]
    #7502385 - 10/09/07 05:47 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

edit: the reception that I am looking for an excuse to get out of is here in Canada.. So we'd just have to find someone to drive us there

But the wedding is in Mexico and yes, if you decide to go you are expected to pay for the trip and everything yourself..


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Re: i need excuses to get out of a wedding [Re: trent]
    #7502390 - 10/09/07 05:49 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

okay thanks


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Re: i need excuses to get out of a wedding [Re: trent]
    #7502425 - 10/09/07 06:01 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Tell her you caught a very persistent parasite or vernal disease at the last wedding reception you went to and are afraid it might happen again.


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