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CANNABIS NOW WORSE THAN THE NAZIS
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from The Daily Mash

CANNABIS is now more evil than the Nazis and smoking the drug is worse for the brain than watching Richard Madeley on television, new research suggests.

During the Sixties smoking dope was hardly evil at all, and the drug was more playful and slightly naughty, but in a nice way, a bit like Kenneth Williams.

In the Seventies and Eighties marijuana briefly became totally harmless and could be smoked by future Cabinet ministers up to the rank of Home Secretary without any effect on their brains whatsoever.

However, a massive increase in the strength of the drug since politicians all stopped using it has now made it more nasty and brutish than the combined evil of the Third Reich.

Professor Tom Booker, head of drug research at Glasgow’s Clyde University and the man who conducted the latest lengthy study into the drug, said: “Yeah, whatever.”

A spokesman for the University said: “The Nazi’s were very bad people but even they could not make a middle class white boy adopt dreadlocks for a hairstyle, or make a highly intelligent middle aged man crawl around the floor of his laboratory in his underpants weeping with laughter about nothing at all, and then eat his own weight in marshmallows.”

Following the promotion of cannabis to the top spot in the evilness rankings the top ten most evil things in the world are:

1. (-) Cannabis
2. (2) Tobacco
3. (4) Debt consolidation ads featuring Carol Vorderman
= 5. (1) Richard and Judy
= 5. (3) The Nazis
6. (-) Heathrow Airport
7. (5) Prince Phillip
8. (7) Joseph Stalin
9. (-) Noel Edmonds
10. (10) The Devil and all his minions


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Re: CANNABIS NOW WORSE THAN THE NAZIS [Re: Visionary Tools]
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at first i thought this was the daily mail once again actully claming it more evil than the nazis, tbh i wouldnet be supprised if that was in next weeks daily mail :laugh:

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Re: CANNABIS NOW WORSE THAN THE NAZIS [Re: Jack86]
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DIAMONDS ARE EVIL


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Re: CANNABIS NOW WORSE THAN THE NAZIS [Re: John0809]
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I wish it would appear in the Daily "Reefer Madness affects the middle class, god save the queen, we don't like Johnny foreigner" Mail, then there'd be no pretense that they are a factual news scource.


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Re: CANNABIS NOW WORSE THAN THE NAZIS [Re: Visionary Tools]
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loool cannabis is number one

and

THE FUCKING DEVIL AND HIS MINIONS A 10

THE FUCKING DEVIL THE ALL EVIL OF EVIL LOOOOL SHIIIIT


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hilarious

is this shit seriously in a paper loool

please get a scanned copy of it i wanna show if off to people


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Re: CANNABIS NOW WORSE THAN THE NAZIS [Re: Visionary Tools]
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Face it. Our conservative predominately right wing news outlets will never ever ever admit to fabrication and sensationalism.

Its annoying, but the only way to make a difference is to either blow up the government, or start our own widespread news network, covering the persecution of real (working class) people.

Indymedia is a start, but I'd like to see something like MAPINC focusing on the injustices brought upon us, with unified scientific evidence to back up our claims, unlike the wooly sensationalism in most fascist media outlets.

Goddamn the flagrant propaganda makes me fucking mad.


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Re: CANNABIS NOW WORSE THAN THE NAZIS [Re: alchino23]
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Sorry bud, it's an online only paper, like a British version of the Onion. But that said, I'm pretty sure this would appear in the Daily Mail as "factual" news any day now.


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Re: CANNABIS NOW WORSE THAN THE NAZIS [Re: Visionary Tools]
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lol yeah makes me mad too,
Ive never read any online newspaper
I know all news is full of shit to reach there agenda

have any of you seen the film V for vengeance

hehe coool film check it out its about media aswel :thumbup:


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Re: CANNABIS NOW WORSE THAN THE NAZIS [Re: alchino23]
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Is that a sequel to v for vendetta? Yeah, that was a pleasant surprise from a big budget film.


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