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I have cancer...
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Should I wipe my ass extra hard?

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Re: I have cancer... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You shouldn't joke about cancer.

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Re: I have cancer... [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Why not? It's almost a thing of the past, Smokin' 3 packs tonight myself guaranteed! It's such a wonderful night!

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Re: I have cancer... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Stars shining through the clouds, beautiful party going on!

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Re: I have cancer... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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cancer cancer cancer wah wah wah

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Re: I have cancer... [Re: Anonymous #3]
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I have cancer of the penis. any doctors or nurses around???? asian ones?

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Re: I have cancer... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Six posters above this post. Statistically two of them will get cancer in the course of their lifetime.

Don't joke about cancer, and if you do do it in OTD so we know who you are.

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Re: I have cancer... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Ok?

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Re: I have cancer... [Re: Anonymous #4]
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They probably read Apollyphelion's post and got inspired to start this thread. I mean, it's not my fault all of OTD shares 8 or 9 braincells between them.

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Re: I have cancer... [Re: Anonymous #6]
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i got a huge cancer cock

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Re: I have cancer... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Little Johnny wakes up on Christmas morning, runs downstairs and is greeted by his parents and hundreds of presents under the tree.

"Oh Wow!" cries Little Johnny as he starts tearing away at all the wrapping paper. Little Johnny is so excited as he opens the presents. He has a brand new BMX, a skateboard, a Playstation, a brand new PC, a scooter, a climbing frame - everything a little boy would want.

When he finishes opening all the presents, Little Johnny asks his parents if he can go to Little Timmy's house to tell him about all the wonderful presents he got.

"Of course you can Little Johnny, off you go, but be back before dinner!"

So off Little Johnny goes, and gets to Little Timmy's house.

"Oh Timmy! This is the best christmas EVER! I got a Playstation, a BMX, a new computer - everything I could ever want!!"

"Oh you're so lucky", replies Little Timmy, "I wish I had cancer."

:rimshot:

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Re: I have cancer... [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Now HOW is that funny?

Not trying to be an ass, but seriously, what's the point?

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Re: I have cancer... [Re: Anonymous #6]
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It's funny cause it pisses off over-sensitive douches.

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Re: I have cancer... [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Ohhhh...It's an Aristocrats type joke.

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Re: I have cancer... [Re: Anonymous #6]
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:rolleyes:

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Re: I have cancer... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I had cancer of the ass, so they removed my buttocks. Now I have a metal ass.

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Re: I have cancer... [Re: Anonymous #9]
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I really had cancer and survived. It's really weird knowing you had to suffer incredibly bad right at birth, and almost didn't have a life....

Laugh it up, you'll all probably die pretty painfully anyways.

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