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So I went to Jerry Springer today
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I wasn't a guest. My life is normal in that sense. I got free tickets a month ago and went today to see a taping.

Oh my GAWD! I always knew that some of the shit had to be fake, but today's guests were absolutely ridiculous! There was a stripper, of course, and her FAT boyfriend. It was totally disgusting. I told my sister that I hoped there was no food fighting while we were there and sure enough, there was.

These people crawled all over the floor, covered in food and the place smelled so bad. I didn't get my Jerry beads(you should thank me for that), and I didn't give any witty replies. I just did the whole "JERRY JERRY JERRY" thing and make ridiculous looking faces as my responses(you get on TV that way) and my job was done.

They did not tell us when it airs, so I'm sorry, I can not tell you. Look for a stripper with a FAT boyfriend.


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Re: So I went to Jerry Springer today [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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did you see any boobies?


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Re: So I went to Jerry Springer today [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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Ha i always wondered what it would be like to go see something so dramatic.


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Re: So I went to Jerry Springer today [Re: meatcakeman]
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Of course! What's Jerry without boobies?
The stripper took her clothes off as soon as she was introduced.
We scream, "Take it off, take it off, take it off" and she takes it off.
She was cute. A little too skinny, but still cute.
A few girls took off their shirts for Jerry beads. They were very nice. :smile: They danced around on the stripper pole as well. Mostly, I saw a couple of huge fat guys wearing nothing but briefs, food and lots of flab.


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Re: So I went to Jerry Springer today [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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wow

just as i dreamed it'd be

awesome


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Re: So I went to Jerry Springer today [Re: meatcakeman]
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I didnt even know that shit was still on TV.

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Re: So I went to Jerry Springer today [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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They only tape between the months of April and Sept. They tape 3 or 4 shows a day and they don't even play all the shows. They told us that they take them back and edit them(of course), they mix some audiences reactions with different shows if some of the shows don't turn out that great. I think ours was decent except that at the end, Jerry says, "All of our shows have some sort of meaning to it, except for this one."

He was right, the show had no purpose but to show off huge fat guys and naked stripper girls. :smile:


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Re: So I went to Jerry Springer today [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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:lol:

Sounds awesome.  Did you ask a derogatory and insulting question to one of the guests at the end of the show?

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Re: So I went to Jerry Springer today [Re: RandalFlagg]
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No, the show was insanely stupid. I seriously couldn't think of anything witty to ask or say. If I would've said something, then they would've made me dance on the pole, and I definitely wouldn't do that.


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