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So i was walking through the grocery store barefoot last night
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and the lady that worked there, said

"no shoes eh?"

To which i replied
"where are your socks"

which i found and purchased (10 pairs for $10, yes!)

so as i was leaving she made some smart ass comment to me

to which i replied as i was running out the door
" I SOLD MY SHOES FOR ROCKS!"


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: So i was walking through the grocery store barefoot last night [Re: ZippoZ]
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:lol:



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Re: So i was walking through the grocery store barefoot last night [Re: eris]
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i checked, no sign

i was going every where barefoot the other day


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: So i was walking through the grocery store barefoot last night [Re: ZippoZ]
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Yeah, in that case then fuck it.


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Re: So i was walking through the grocery store barefoot last night [Re: ZippoZ]
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I used to go out to eat in my jammies


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Re: So i was walking through the grocery store barefoot last night [Re: eris]
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man.... i need to buy some new shoes, this is getting ridiculous


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: So i was walking through the grocery store barefoot last night [Re: ZippoZ]
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lol,,
" i sold my shoes so i could by 10 pairs of socks "
" Now i'm a gonna sell these socks so i can buy a pair of shoes "

Now that's a man with a plan !

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Re: So i was walking through the grocery store barefoot last night [Re: Mike_yy]
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its true :smile:


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: So i was walking through the grocery store barefoot last night [Re: Mike_yy]
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Rocks sounded better.


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Re: So i was walking through the grocery store barefoot last night [Re: ZippoZ]
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you should probably buy a pair of these badboys.



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Re: So i was walking through the grocery store barefoot last night [Re: eris]
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i hate that shoe wearing shit.. but evenmore so the shit

o im sorry i can see your nipples i cant sell you anything.


just like wtf...

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Re: So i was walking through the grocery store barefoot last night [Re: POTtismGOD]
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I'll make a store that says "ladies, shits on = no service". :naughty:


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Re: So i was walking through the grocery store barefoot last night [Re: itsbreck]
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In Chinatown toronto, you can get a pair of black flat sole shoes for 5$

they are sweet.


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Re: So i was walking through the grocery store barefoot last night [Re: ZippoZ]
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Barefoot is sooooo good at the grocery store on a hot day. Also, wearing jammie bottoms while buying gin and tonic = key.


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To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.

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Re: So i was walking through the grocery store barefoot last night [Re: eris]
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eris said:
I'll make a store that says "ladies, shits on = no service". :naughty:


That's quite a random statement
" ladies, if your gonna do a shit i'm not serving you !, there's no ballroom dancing or ice skating allowed either.
I banned pidgeons from the store last week too so don't even think about bringing one in with you ! "

:grin:

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Re: So i was walking through the grocery store barefoot last night [Re: TODAY]
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Wonder what they'd say if I just rolled up in the liquor store naked or in my boxers.. probably threaten to call the cops.


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Re: So i was walking through the grocery store barefoot last night [Re: eris]
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naw you can totally pull of boers if you do it right :smile:


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: So i was walking through the grocery store barefoot last night [Re: eris]
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Heh, boxers may be chill, as long as you don't stay too long :wink:  IDK about uncovered weiner...you may have to be a fast runner to try to pull that off :lol:


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Re: So i was walking through the grocery store barefoot last night [Re: TODAY]
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I'll just wear boxers and when I get to the counter I'll pull my wang out and drop it down on the counter. "Here ya go"


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Re: So i was walking through the grocery store barefoot last night [Re: eris]
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"Sorry sir, we don't take penis here...try the gay bar down the street."


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