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i met you at office max today. you work there. i bought an office chair for my dad. while i was waiting for your coworker to bring me the chair i wanted, our eyes met. i froze up. then you smiled. and that made me melt. i tried to speak...my foot is a perfect fit. we shared an awkward moment of silence, broken up by yet another perfect smile. have a nice day.

i suck at talking to beautiful women, especially when they show the slightest bit of interest.
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Penguarky Tunguin
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A smile doesn't show interest dood. It shows friendliness. She knew the company was making a sale.
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Dreamer987
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post that shit on craigslist, in the "missed connections" section. She might see it.
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This girl was walking around my neigborhood wearing those shorts that show half the buttcheeks just randomly walking around 
I wanted to hump the fucking door frame after that.
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im sorry, i didnt mean to imply the smile as a sign of interest. its just that her smile was what really fucked me up. she initiated a conversation. i was wearing a tool shirt. she mentioned she liked the band. later on we find out we were at the same tool concert in 2002, she pretended to think that was pretty cool. she talked about other bands she likes, concerts she had been to, while i chewed on my shoe. it took about 10 minutes for the dude to bring up the chair. i dunno, maybe she wasnt interested, maybe i just wanted her to be. but she just kept talking to me, asking me questions i couldnt find proper answers to.
weather this particular girl was interested or not doesnt really change the fact any. i suck at talking to the opposite sex.
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Why do you think that is?
All you have to do is remember that later that night, she was going home to take a GNARLY dook. Maybe even so nasty she wouldn't even attempt a front to backer, just hop right in the shower and bedet that shit. 
Water off a duck's back man. Just chill and let the world flow man.
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Penguarky Tunguin said: Why do you think that is?
All you have to do is remember that later that night, she was going home to take a GNARLY dook. Maybe even so nasty she wouldn't even attempt a front to backer, just hop right in the shower and bedet that shit. 
Water off a duck's back man. Just chill and let the world flow man.
you really put things into perspective.
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nah, im not too upset about it, happens to me all the time. ive grown accustom. why do i think that is? i dunno, probably has alot to do a lack of self confidence.
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Penguarky Tunguin
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You made a thread about it, obviously it bugs you.
Why don't you have self-confidence?
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Quick question, do you have like mini anxiety attacks when talking to them, or is it just that you're a bad conversationalist.
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so femiliar...
on the one hand you feel SO good that someone so attractive would be interested (or simply by the fact that people can still comunnicate on your level) but on the other hand you can't be yr simple self and feel good about it even if it amounted to nothing
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Re: Fiona [Re: Simisu]
#5765600 - 06/18/06 07:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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In the quiet words of the virgin mary.....come again?
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wrestler_az
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ya, i guess it bugs me a bit, but im not about to start crying in my beer over it. its like you said, shes just a girl. shes probably taking that shit right now. i bet it smells like roses as for the lack of self confidence, i could break down into my lifes story to explain, or i could just say that i dont think much of myself at times and at the same time put most of the females up on a pedestal i cant quite reach. the real question is how does one go about building up that confidence without confronting his fear of success?
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TheMadConductor said: Quick question, do you have like mini anxiety attacks when talking to them, or is it just that you're a bad conversationalist.
it most definitely leans towards the anxiety option. when im around girls im not attracted to, or long time friends, or girls i know are taken its no problem. its when im presented with the opportunity of an attractive girl ive never met before that i choke.
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wrestler_az said: ya, i guess it bugs me a bit, but im not about to start crying in my beer over it. its like you said, shes just a girl. shes probably taking that shit right now. i bet it smells like roses as for the lack of self confidence, i could break down into my lifes story to explain, or i could just say that i dont think much of myself at times and at the same time put most of the females up on a pedestal i cant quite reach. the real question is how does one go about building up that confidence without confronting his fear of success?
About the pedestal thing....it's unfair to both you and the lady to do this. One, you set yourself up for failure because you now have high expectations that she probably won't ever meet. And it's unfair to her 'cause of the same reason, she'll never live up to your standards.
So remember that everyone's asshole stinks. Everyone is a fuckup and is stupid and can only improve. Remember to think of yourself in the same way though. 
One goes about building up that confidence by putting oneself in that position of being in the presence of the opposite sex, preferably attractive ones...over and over again...until you see them for the fucked up domesticated primates that they are. Make it a goal to talk to every woman you find attractive, within reason of course, even if it is just a hello, how's your day type horseshit.
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i think most of my fears stem from whats supposed to happen after the hello how ya doin type horse shit. ive never been very good at the relationship thing. most of the ones ive had didnt last very long, and the few that did may as well have been a one night stand as far as im concerned.
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I hear ya on that one.
I used to be the sameway....kind of am with a really really hot woman, but the majority of the time I just don't give a fuck anymore.
No one impresses me until I actually TALK to them. You can't learn shit about someone by purchasing office furniture from them. You have to do the legwork in order to get to the meat of the thang.
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Man, I wish I had amazing advice for you on this one... But it seems girls arent really my specialty anymore. I used to be fucking don juan, and sometimes I still feel like it, but I get nervous around ladies too. Not so much nervous really as that I say the wrong things, which isnt wholly bad, Im just being myself, and if they cant deal then fuck them (proverbally).
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Exactly.
I don't think the problem is in talking to the woman, I think the problem is the scaredness of being yourself. Be yourself 'cause that's the only thing anyone TRUELY knows how to do.
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try not to read too much into the starting post of this thread. its not like im expecting her to be out on some other message board making a thread about me. 
but damn. there are beautiful women all over the place. i see them all the time. fiona was something else. her smile deserves a thread. she can shit from atop her pedestal just fine.
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