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The Dopeman comes through...finally
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So we met a new dealer a few weeks ago, and he's been an awesome experience so far.  He delivers, his shit is extremely dank and theres no bullshit involved at all. 

Until Yesterday....

He called the girl at like, 6 and was like, "Hey, I just got some stuff you guys would be interested in, gimme a call"  So I hit him up later, and he said he had some awesome Trainwreck, but he was too drunk to drop it off.  I told him I'd pick it up, but he never got back to me.

Now we've been playing phone-tag ALL day, he hastn been returning my calls and was generally really starting to piss me off.

But he just dropped off a fat quarter of the Wreck, and he knocked 10$ of the price and apologized profusely too.

As soon as this girl gets out of the bathroom, we're going to do bonghits until we fall asleep.

:stoned: :sun: :sun: :eek: :eek: :sun: :sun: :stoned:


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: The Dopeman comes through...finally [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Chill out man. 

The green will find you...patience.  If he's an awesome dealer, relax.  :smile:


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Re: The Dopeman comes through...finally [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Wow.
DId you even read that?

MTTripper:  This is not the proper order of things.  First, you smoke a bunch, screw like bunnies, THEN smoke more and fall asleep. :wink:


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"..all those molecules thrashing their kinky little tails, hot for destiny and the street."  Gibson


Nuke baby seals for Jesus!

(This has been a +1 production.)

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Re: The Dopeman comes through...finally [Re: Randolph_Carter]
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I meant for him to remember that at all times...especially when he's sitting there playing phone tag with the guy.


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Re: The Dopeman comes through...finally [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Sounds like you have a pretty good hook-up, I'd love to meet an unlazy motherfucker who delivers these days...enjoy your nite! :bongload:

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Re: The Dopeman comes through...finally [Re: Spenny]
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yesh, DopeDelivery is hard to find these dayz...lol


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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or
insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

"Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a main era - -the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run, but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant."

Hunter S. Thompson.

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Re: The Dopeman comes through...finally [Re: inv3rse]
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l0lzz u must have teh l33t connecti0nz.

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Re: The Dopeman comes through...finally [Re: Spenny]
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That's great, man. I love guys who are like that. I will stay loyal to my dopeman it they keep their shit together. Most people get lazy after around a year or so. It's understandable.

This kid I went to HS with is getting mad deals from an unknown source. It's good weed though. He gave me 5.5g of some unknown strain (I'm thinking Blueberry.. maybe AK47 as well, I swear I've had this) for $30. It's excellent weed. He weighed out an 1/8th and didn't have change, so I gave him $30 and he threw down a giant nug. I swear, I dropped a nug but I didn't much care. I know he'll be pitching me the same kinda weed in the future too. And I'll be thankful because he's always come through. Customer service at it's finest. :cheers:


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When the stress burns my brain it's like acid raindrops
maryjane is the only thing that makes the pain stop

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Re: The Dopeman comes through...finally [Re: Madtowntripper]
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god people like you used to really piss me off...  you think you deserve a hookup whenever you want since your paying him the money...  dealers have lives to and its not like that HAVE to hook you up...  how would you like it when you finally get to sit down and relax and you get this chump pestering you by calling you every two fucking seconds... :bomb:

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Re: The Dopeman comes through...finally [Re: AliceDee]
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^Exactly

A dealer doesn't have to drop everything hes doing to make sure you can get loaded, he has a life, and if you don't want to deal with him because he can't drive TO YOU at the very second you think you need it, I'm sure there's a lot of other people who a bit more chill he'd rather sell to. Let the man work, stressing him and making him run around wont do anything but tire him out and make him lazy.

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Re: The Dopeman comes through...finally [Re: ClammyJoe]
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Way to reword Alice Dee's post :lol:

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Re: The Dopeman comes through...finally [Re: AliceDee]
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AliceDee said:
god people like you used to really piss me off...  you think you deserve a hookup whenever you want since your paying him the money...  dealers have lives to and its not like that HAVE to hook you up...  how would you like it when you finally get to sit down and relax and you get this chump pestering you by calling you every two fucking seconds... :bomb:


for sure, i have done my years with selling weed here and there and people expected me to be availble at all times and when i couldnt they start talking shit right away. selling weed is first of all illegal so you cant just open a store and sell it, you need to be careful all the time. its a damn stress. its better to instead buy larger amounts and have 3-4 customers who always have cash enough to buy pounds and they sell them in smaller amounts.

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Re: The Dopeman comes through...finally [Re: Madtowntripper]
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I was in the same situation.
'cept my dealer waouldn't return anyone's calls
he flakes out every now and again.

I got's a girl I know setting me up with her dealer.
but she did get me 2 O's of soem good but to keep we set til our meeting next weekend.


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"A politician is like a baby's diaper, it should be changed often and for the same reason"-Coy Turner Sr.

"what is a weed, a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered"--Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I'm sippin Hennessy, riding on my muthafucking enemies" -Meek Mill.


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Re: The Dopeman comes through...finally [Re: AliceDee]
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AliceDee said:
god people like you used to really piss me off...  you think you deserve a hookup whenever you want since your paying him the money...  dealers have lives to and its not like that HAVE to hook you up...  how would you like it when you finally get to sit down and relax and you get this chump pestering you by calling you every two fucking seconds... :bomb:


Fuck you.  I didnt call HIM.  He called ME and said he had some great stuff that I'd want and to call him right away.  If you dont have some shit, tell me you dont have it.  Dont tell me "I have it right here, you can get it whenever" and then flake out on me for 2 days.  At any time, a 4 word text message or one word cell phone conversation could have solved the problem.

I have shit to do as well!  I'm not going to sit at home for 48 hours on the off chance you'll be by. I dont need the hassle.  I can get my weed from other people.

Like I said, this isnt the way the guy usually does business, and I think the fact that HE apologized and kicked some off the price should show that HE realizes it was a bit of a fucked up situation.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: The Dopeman comes through...finally [Re: AliceDee]
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AliceDee said:
god people like you used to really piss me off...  you think you deserve a hookup whenever you want since your paying him the money...  dealers have lives to and its not like that HAVE to hook you up...  how would you like it when you finally get to sit down and relax and you get this chump pestering you by calling you every two fucking seconds... :bomb:


Luckily for us the invisible hand usually takes care of dealers like that.  Sure dealers have a life, but if they are unreliable they wont be my dealer.

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Re: The Dopeman comes through...finally [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Everyone calm down.


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Re: The Dopeman comes through...finally [Re: TYL3R]
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Its always :sun: nice to have someone do things in a timely manner.
After 36 years of smoking most deals are hurry up and wait.

Just my $0.02


:sun:


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Child of the 60's, Tripping ever since.


:sun:

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Re: The Dopeman comes through...finally [Re: KaptKid]
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yeah i hate whiney fuckers who complain about everything. always be wanting extra fat sacks and shit fuck em they can wait on me


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Re: The Dopeman comes through...finally [Re: Dobie]
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Yeah guys, chill out lol

It's always good when your dealer doesn't pull out. But I realize that they have lives. And I don't typically call them more than twice because I know they've got some shit goin down. If they ever flip on me or a friend, I know that they're stressed and pressed for time. I used to sling dope in HS so I know how fuckin annoying that shit gets. Dumbass kids used to ask to buy a gram, I'd hook em a gram (usually a little more to account for stems, although I'd personally manicure and sell only the finest buds).... little fucking shits would say stuff like "eh man, spossed ta hook 3 doobs for a $10 bill". Man, shut the fuck up. This isn't oregano or ditch weed mother fucker, be glad that I sold you a gram and a half and met you somewhere. That's a big reason why I don't sling anymore. I only divide weed between buddies.

It's better to just have a few good people to sell/share weed with. Less shady, don't have to deal with assholes or worry about snitches. When I had 14 year old crack heads showing up at my mothers house, I damn near beat their skulls in. I understand how frustrating things get, so that's why I cut my dealers some slack and try to organize things for them as easily as possible. Then again, no one likes a shitty no-show whether your buying or selling.


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When the stress burns my brain it's like acid raindrops
maryjane is the only thing that makes the pain stop

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Re: The Dopeman comes through...finally [Re: browndustin]
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Quote:
browndustin said: no one likes a shitty no-show whether your buying or selling.


True, so true


:sun:


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Child of the 60's, Tripping ever since.


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