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Wear A Wedding Ring To Pick Up Chicks!
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Ok, I was told that a guy wearing a wedding ring is more likely to get a woman's attention.  Is there any truth behind this??!! :syringe: :mushroom2:

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Re: Wear A Wedding Ring To Pick Up Chicks! [Re: encryptor]
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None. Ceasing to be really ugly works, though. Good luck on that one.

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Re: Wear A Wedding Ring To Pick Up Chicks! [Re: DNKYD]
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I got a better one. Unzip your fly and don't wear any underwear hahaha. I mean come on women like a guy for his attitude not a ring.


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Re: Wear A Wedding Ring To Pick Up Chicks! [Re: encryptor]
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And when they try and give a witty comment like "your barn door is open", you must have a zinger ready, such as "of course it is! My AC's broke and I need some air!" That right there, that will get you all the ladies you could want.

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Re: Wear A Wedding Ring To Pick Up Chicks! [Re: encryptor]
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theoretically the wedding ring thing might actually work. since they think youre married they will think youre not gonan try to pick up on them, removing a wall, it makes them feel easier around you and more honest. and since they feel comfortable with you, none of this sexual tension or whatever, they would enjoy your company more, which can lead to whatever... :P

but a ring will stop them from gettin to attached. also, when it reaches the end of, what ever, the party, and you want their number, then what?
then they see you as someone who cheats on his wife. and no matter what you say to explain why you have a wedding ring yet are not married will not work. and then all trust is gone. so it works for opening up or starting conversation, but cannot lead to anything.

unless, you have the ring to open conversation, and during the beginning of conversation you find a way for her to realize that youre not married and have a decent reason for havign a wedding ring on. dont be to direct and point out like "oh! this ring here, its actually not a wdding ring! no, really, im just holdin it for a friend.... you know, i like how it looks an me... uh. yea..."

so the way i see it the rign idea is a path to failure and rejection


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Re: Wear A Wedding Ring To Pick Up Chicks! [Re: eligal]
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what if the ring is really really cool!!?  Will that be a good reason to go out an purchase a "wedding" ring.  I have seen some cool titanium rings.  peace :syringe: :mushroom2:

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Re: Wear A Wedding Ring To Pick Up Chicks! [Re: encryptor]
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encryptor said:
Ok, I was told that a guy wearing a wedding ring is more likely to get a woman's attention.  Is there any truth behind this??!! :syringe: :mushroom2:


This might possibly be the lamest post I've ever seen.

If the type of ladies you wish to pick up aret he type that would actuvely pursue married men, that sure, go for it, and see how well it works out for you. 

Still fucking lame though  :thumbdown: :rolleyes:


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Re: Wear A Wedding Ring To Pick Up Chicks! [Re: encryptor]
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it could be..... lol. but dude, a wedding reason gives a certain image, of being married! lol. and if you do, then put it on a different finger other than the ring finger. it might make them unsure and eventually ask whether youre married or not? then you can tease them by asking why they want to know, etc or whatever.

but then again dont ask me... im horrible with women, its like, i kind of understand the psychological of it, but once its time for me to actually put some of it to use, i cant do what i preech....:doh: :frown: its almost like, i actually understand them, yet cannot get to them. damn shyness.... :ashamed:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: Wear A Wedding Ring To Pick Up Chicks! [Re: Liz]
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Yeah, it's hard to imagine a guy with low enough standards to pull something like this just to get some ass.

OK, so maybe not.

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Re: Wear A Wedding Ring To Pick Up Chicks! [Re: encryptor]
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encryptor said:
Ok, I was told that a guy wearing a wedding ring is more likely to get a woman's attention.  Is there any truth behind this??!! :syringe: :mushroom2:


that's some seinfeld philosophy there.  when kramer lends george his fathers wedding band...


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Re: Wear A Wedding Ring To Pick Up Chicks! [Re: encryptor]
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The only thing it's going to accomplish is that the girl will think "Well someone like this guy a lot". In other words, you're telling her that you are worthy of desire. Anyone else agree?

However, 99% of girls don't want to break up a marriage.








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Re: Wear A Wedding Ring To Pick Up Chicks! [Re: Awaken_Youthful]
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I mean I don't know how this would work. When I see a girl in a bar with a wedding ring I laugh and say she isn't married. Once these girls came in and said they were married but extremely unhappy in them. That was at 5pm or so. Later I saw one at 10pm at a bar and some guy was all over her. I was so insulted that a married woman would try to get ass at the bar. I told everyone around her, guys that she was married! I thought it was disgusting as all hell. I knew a girl that used to screw some married guy. She sad it was the best because he had money. I mean why get married?


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Re: Wear A Wedding Ring To Pick Up Chicks! [Re: Learyfan]
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Learyfan said:
The only thing it's going to accomplish is that the girl will think "Well someone like this guy a lot". In other words, you're telling her that you are worthy of desire. Anyone else agree?

However, 99% of girls don't want to break up a marriage.









true, i didnt think of that. it would show that youre not a complete loser and if youre good enough for a girl to marry you, then you would be good enough for her to atleast talk to you. but she wouldnt want to break up a marriage so you wouldnt get any... lol.


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: Wear A Wedding Ring To Pick Up Chicks! [Re: eligal]
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Exactly. Try to start your relationship on as few lies as possible. It's not necessary to pretend to be married or anything. Fall in love with yourself and the whole world will fall in love with you.

I know, easier said that done.







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Re: Wear A Wedding Ring To Pick Up Chicks! [Re: encryptor]
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Try being an asshole. That seems to work.


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Re: Wear A Wedding Ring To Pick Up Chicks! [Re: encryptor]
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unless you say it was a gay marriage but now your straight hahahaa


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Re: Wear A Wedding Ring To Pick Up Chicks! [Re: Silversoul]
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Paradigm said:
Try being an asshole.  That seems to work.


lol! dude! really, wtf, why is it that all the fuckin assholes have all the girls....  :confused:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: Wear A Wedding Ring To Pick Up Chicks! [Re: Silversoul]
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Paradigm said:
Try being an asshole. That seems to work.


Girls don't like assholes. Girls like confident guys. Assholes just happen to be confident a lot of the time.









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