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this was my night.
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[ramble]
so lastnight, my (lady)friend(courtney) invites me
to go to a club with her  & her girlfriend (krystin)
& one of their (male) friends (ken)
anyway, im really intersted in krystin.
(she knows it, courtney knows it.)
(i met krystin lastweekend at my bros party, we hit it off pretty well.)



so i meet them at the club, i get my 1st drink
(newcastle baby...$2 you~call~its :shocked: )
everythings chill.
krystin is still kinda just stickin to courtney,
dancin with her...
ken standing beside them not confident in his moves.
just kinda there.
all the while im slammin my beer tryin to catch my buzz, playin it chill.
i get to my 3rd beer & they go to the restroom.

i go outside for a smoke, call my lil bro & see how his party (at my house) is goin...

i go back in, meet back up & krystin tells me
"i was wondering where you were at" :wink:
so we go dance a lil, fun times.
then we go back to the bar to get drinks.
courtney points out a dude shes eye'n to krystin. all good.

so courtney & krystin lock arms & RUN OFF
to go check out some dudes,
leaving us 2 in the dust.
(no biggy..i thought it was hilarious how they skiddadled soo damn fast,
they made it soo obvious)
ken turns to me and asks
"did they just ditch us?"
i shrug.
in attempt to not look like a total chump,
he goes "ima go hit up these ladies right here"
so he trys to talk to these chicks &
they brush him off like dandruff.
i laughed my ass off.
then he goes to the upper dancefloor and starts
dancing with ugly chicks.
so im posted up, drinkin by beer, scopin the ladies.

i see who i want to dance with.

so i walk up to ken & tell him
"ill be over there dancin with [points]  THAT chick.
shes soo fuckin hot, wearin a 'playboy' tanktop,
skinny waist, belly pierced, & tattoo at the small of her back.

so im about to walk by her, but i stop & hold out my hand inviting her to dance.
so i bust out (im a really good dancer) & her jaw hits the floor =O
she points me out to her girlfriend,
and her eyes lit up too.

now it hadnt been more than 3 minutes
from the time courney & krystin ditched us
to this point, where i have my arm wrapped
around one of the hottest chicks in the place, ^_^

out of the corner of my eye i see courtney & krystin
stroll up, realize its me & they both look at eachother like: :shocked:
golden moment.
i wasnt going to stand around like a chump waiting for them,
their little plan backfired..haha.
this boy wastes no time'.

after dancin with this chick for 15 minutes,
she tells me she'll brb.
coo coo.
a minute later her girlfriend (also very hot)
wants to dance with me.
so i dance with her for 5 minutes.
then she comes back,
now im dancing with both of them at the same time.

courtney, krystin & ken are dancin next to us,
all the while watching me & those 2 hot chicks gettin down.

so her friend goes away (wasnt really into her)
so its me & the really hot chick again.
she was a fuckin awesome dancer.
& the way the stage was setup, everyone was facing/watching us tear it up.
we danced for an hour straight at least,
having such a great time.

courtney tells me that they're leaving,
so i tell hot chick ill brb,
and go to the front to tell everyone bye
& that i was STAYING at the club.
ken then says OUTLOUD & in envy
"go hit that, you have both those chicks on your nutts, have'm at the same time"

...:smirk:

before we parted, krystin & i had a chat..........
shes still givin me that seductive eye & wants to hangout. ^_^
sometimes you just gotta show a chick yer indemand.

they left, danced with hot chick, club closed, hot chicks & i went to get a latenight meal....


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:pacman: - - - -  :pill: :mushroom2: :pill2: :mushroom2: :regularshroom: :mushroomgrow: :pill: :pill2: :mushroom2: :poison:

:sun::heart::sun:

tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

Edited by fortyounces2freedom (02/01/06 11:27 PM)

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Re: this was my night. [Re: 40oz]
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you cunt .. i can't believe i read that long ass rant.

sounds like you had fun though!


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: this was my night. [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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..you know hoe i am :wink:

:heart:


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:pacman: - - - -  :pill: :mushroom2: :pill2: :mushroom2: :regularshroom: :mushroomgrow: :pill: :pill2: :mushroom2: :poison:

:sun::heart::sun:

tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: this was my night. [Re: 40oz]
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yzyz .. i do.

it seems like all the bitchez want you.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
--
JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: this was my night. [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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Great poem... :smirk:


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things that are oooobvious...

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Re: this was my night. [Re: Kurenchai]
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Rock on 40, Kick ass night!

If that doesn't earn a guy a 5 Shroom rating, I don't know what does


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It's Krang, Bitch!  :krang:

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Re: this was my night. [Re: drtyfrnk]
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:lol: nice :cool:


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"There is never a wrong note, bend it." Jimi Hendrix


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Re: this was my night. [Re: 40oz]
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:heart:


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making you want to be a better person since 2008. 


TrippinTeddy said:
sometimes when I'm raping a bitch, I like to tickle her ribs and under neath her arms, and I say "loosen up bitch, lets have fun now because if I have to kill your squirming ass, only one of us will be having fun, and you can't have a party all by yourself can you?" Then its usually all laughs and good times from there.

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Re: this was my night. [Re: 40oz]
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You're such a slut. I love you.  :heart:


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"Apparently there is a great discovery or insight which our culture is deliberately designed to supress, distort and ignore. That is that Nature is some kind of minded entity. That Nature is not simply the random flight of atoms through electromagnetic fields. Nature is not the empty, despiritualized lumpen matter that we inherit from modern physics. But it is instead a kind of intelligence, a kind of mind."

-Terence McKenna

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Re: this was my night. [Re: Irijes]
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Girls always want what they can't have. bichz

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Re: this was my night. [Re: 40oz]
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Kick ass man!


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"What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?"

"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln

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Re: this was my night. [Re: 40oz]
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And this is why we call you Slutty. :heart:

All joking aside, I would like to say that your comment about the girl you're dating now, the one about how she "hates everything about you"? That's not right. You don't love someone by hating everything about them. Maybe you should reconsider that relationship, eh?

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Re: this was my night. [Re: adrug]
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uhh... the ending was not very climactic :lol:

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