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The perfect creation

#4968447 - 11/22/05 02:09 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

? Ants have not evolved since billions of years, the ones found in amber are genetically identical to those of today, they were and still are perfectly adapted to all hazards on earth.

? There is more than one ant per square meter on earth, including deserts, oceans, north and south pole.

? The ant would be one of the only species to survive a nuclear holocaust together with cockroaches and scorpions.

? Ants have discovered (mushroom) culture, (greenfly) breeding, bridge building, organised warfare, slavery, colonisation and architecture billions of years before humans So next time you see an ant, bow to the master.

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#4968452 - 11/22/05 02:10 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

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#4968467 - 11/22/05 02:14 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

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#4968494 - 11/22/05 02:19 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

A pack of leaf cutters or army ants in the jungle could make short work of you and your flesh... I consider that an ass kicking.

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#4968498 - 11/22/05 02:19 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

:thumbup:

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#4968499 - 11/22/05 02:20 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

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#4968504 - 11/22/05 02:21 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

Wrong again.

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#4968509 - 11/22/05 02:21 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

i'd bet that your can would run out long before you killed even a fraction of one of those colonies....

I also found out the hard way that a leaf cutter ants' pinchers will stay clamped even after it's dead... those little fukkers hurt really bad. :eek:

:eek:

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#4968519 - 11/22/05 02:24 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

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#4968525 - 11/22/05 02:26 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

"Ants have not evolved since billions of years"

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#4968527 - 11/22/05 02:27 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

flame thrower might work... guess they can't eatcha if they have no legs, eh?

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#4968540 - 11/22/05 02:30 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

HELLA_TIGHT said:

"Ants have not evolved since billions of years"

it's true HELLA

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#4968542 - 11/22/05 02:30 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

It was writen by an eight year old?

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#4968543 - 11/22/05 02:31 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

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#4968547 - 11/22/05 02:32 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

miffed 'cause of the 1 shroom rating?

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#4968548 - 11/22/05 02:32 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

The one thing ants don't have us beat on...

**PSSSHHHHHT**

BEER.

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#4968550 - 11/22/05 02:32 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

got a little half-shroomie now!! OH NOEZ

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#4968564 - 11/22/05 02:36 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

Although, when you grind down perfection, I'd have to nominate the retrovirii also.... incurable, silent, mutagenic and very adaptable, deadly.

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#4968567 - 11/22/05 02:38 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

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#4968568 - 11/22/05 02:38 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, ants are pretty gnarly.

No ant has ever stepped on the moon... nor dove to the bottom of the ocean. And surely no ant has ever written the sentence you just wrote for this thread.

Ants are pretty cool, can't really compare em to modern man though.

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