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The Wisdom of Ralph Wiggum
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My brother's girlfriend gave me this really cute book from the Simpsons Library of Wisdom: The Ralph Wiggum Book! It's sooooo funny! Here are some excerpts from the book:


"When toys go to sleep in the oven,
Bad things happen..."

"Bitey things are niceless"

"My other mommy went to the squirrel farm"

"Socks are not as funny as they smell"

If anyone else has some favorite quotes from Ralph, or any other Simpsons character, please, add them!


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Peace, Love, Unity, fear not; for fear invites terror. immerse thyself in the light!

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Re: The Wisdom of Ralph Wiggum [Re: PsychedelicPixie]
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me fail english? thats unpossible!

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Re: The Wisdom of Ralph Wiggum [Re: peepeepottypants]
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ooo and the "leprichaun tells me to burn things"

"in my house we call them uh ohs!"

Ralph is by far my favorite, just looking at him makes me happy

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Re: The Wisdom of Ralph Wiggum [Re: peepeepottypants]
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Ditto! He makes me smile all the time! I can't put this book down! I'm gonna look for some more cool quotes to put in there!

A quote from Homer Simpson: "I'm no super-genius, or are I?"


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Peace, Love, Unity, fear not; for fear invites terror. immerse thyself in the light!

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Re: The Wisdom of Ralph Wiggum [Re: PsychedelicPixie]
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"These berries taste like burning"


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Re: The Wisdom of Ralph Wiggum [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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SO the doctor said I wouldnt have so many nose bleeds if I just kept my finger out of there

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Re: The Wisdom of Ralph Wiggum [Re: PsychedelicPixie]
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more more more!


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buh

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Re: The Wisdom of Ralph Wiggum [Re: shirley knott]
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THey are rolling fruit down the bus

B-go apple!
N-Go orange!

Ralph- Go Banana

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Re: The Wisdom of Ralph Wiggum [Re: shirley knott]
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Wow! that's a really cool pic of Ralph, the one in the middle with the wacky colors!!


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Peace, Love, Unity, fear not; for fear invites terror. immerse thyself in the light!

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Re: The Wisdom of Ralph Wiggum [Re: PsychedelicPixie]
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A poem by Ralph Wiggum:

"I Dress Myself"
I dress myself
In togas so tight,
Mommy thinks I'm
A water sprite!

I shoe myself
In shoes so shined,
Daddy thinks
He's going blind!

I undress myself
On our front lawn,
Neighbors think I'm
A leprechaun!


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Peace, Love, Unity, fear not; for fear invites terror. immerse thyself in the light!

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Re: The Wisdom of Ralph Wiggum [Re: PsychedelicPixie]
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someone here on the Shroomery did it a while back.


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buh

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Re: The Wisdom of Ralph Wiggum [Re: shirley knott]
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shirley knott said:
someone here on the Shroomery did it a while back.


Cool Beans! I like your picture! that's awesome! *bouncie, bouncie*


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Peace, Love, Unity, fear not; for fear invites terror. immerse thyself in the light!

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Re: The Wisdom of Ralph Wiggum [Re: PsychedelicPixie]
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I sleep in a drawer

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Re: The Wisdom of Ralph Wiggum [Re: PsychedelicPixie]
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"My nose makes its own bubble gum!"

"Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad."

"My daddy shoots people."

"Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!"

"Even my boogers are spicy!"

"This snowflake tastes like fishsticks."

[after a rat takes the keys in jail] "The pointy kitty took it!"

[upon entering the adult section of the comic book store] "Everybody's hugging!"

"I'm going to Africa and I'm going to see lions, and tigers, and Santa Claus..."


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Re: The Wisdom of Ralph Wiggum [Re: Silversoul]
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"The leprechaun tells me to start fires"

"My mommy swallowed a watermelon seed, and a watermelon growed in her stomach, and I was inside it."

"The scissors say they won't hurt you, but they're lying"


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Peace, Love, Unity, fear not; for fear invites terror. immerse thyself in the light!

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Re: The Wisdom of Ralph Wiggum [Re: PsychedelicPixie]
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"so do you like....stuff?"


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"..all those molecules thrashing their kinky little tails, hot for destiny and the street."  Gibson


Nuke baby seals for Jesus!

(This has been a +1 production.)

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Re: The Wisdom of Ralph Wiggum [Re: Randolph_Carter]
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ralph's letter to his teacher when she's out sick:

"dear miss hoover, you have lyme disease.
we miss you.
kevin is biting me.
come back soon.
here's a drawing of a spirokeet.

-love Ralph."


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2,5-dimethoxy-4-astatophenethylamine

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Re: The Wisdom of Ralph Wiggum [Re: ninetynine]
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"That's my sandbox.....I'm not allowed in the deep end.....and thats where I saw the leprachan....he told me to buurrn things."

"Hello Principal Skinner...hello supernintendo Chalmers"


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"They call it a trip because it takes you places"
~TC


All i know is something like a bird within her sang/ All i know she sang a little while and then flew on/Tell me all that you know, i'll show you snow and rain.

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Re: The Wisdom of Ralph Wiggum [Re: deadHead321]
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Miss Hoover, "Ralph. Are you eating the glue?"
Ralph, with the glue stick hanging out of his mouth,"No Miss Hoover"

"My cats breath smells like cat food."


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Up to my elbows in shit!

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