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i love this show so i thought i would post a part of one of my favourite transcripts

episode godfellas http://www.geocities.com/theneutralplanet/transcripts/season4/3ACV20.html

[Scene: Bender is still crying. He hears a beeping and looks up.]

Bender: Hey, that galaxy's signalling in binary! I gotta signal back! But I only know enough binary to as where the bathroom is. (shouting) You speak English?

Galaxy: I do now.

[It pulls Bender towards it.]

Bender: What are you some kind of galactic computer?

Galaxy: Possible. I am user friendly. My good chum.

Bender: Who built you?

Galaxy: I have always been.

Bender: Oh my God. Are you God?

God: Possible. I do feel compasson for all living things. My good chum.

Bender: But why would God think in binary? Unless...you're not God, but the remains of a computerised space probe that collided with God.

God: That seems probable.

[Scene: Bender talks to God.]

Bender: So, do you know what I'm gonna do before I do it?

God: Yes.

Bender: What if I do something different?

God: Then I don't know that.

Bender: Cool cool! I bet a lot of people pray to you huh?

God: Yes, but there are so many asking so much. After a while you just sorta tune it out.

Bender: Y'know, I was God once.

God: Yes I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Bender: It was awful. I tried helping them. I tried not helping them but in the end I couldn't do them any good. Do you think what I did was wrong?

God: Right and wrong are just words. What matters is what you do.

Bender: Yeah I know, that's why I asked if what I did - forget it.

God: Bender, being God isn't easy, if you do too much, people get dependent. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket.

Bender: Or a guy who burns down the bar for the insurance money.

God: Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Bender: Does that mean you wouldn't send me back to Earth even if I prayed to you?

God: Earth? Which way is that?

[Bender looks around.]

Bender: (sadly) I don't know.

favorite quote

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all


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suicide a permanent solution to a temporary problem

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Re: futurama [Re: spudamore]
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I just pictured that whole part of the episode in my head :thumbup: it was like watching it

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Re: futurama [Re: spudamore]
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That is one of my favorite episodes!!

:thumbup:


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Re: futurama [Re: spudamore]
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probably my favourite scene in futurama ever :laugh:

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Re: futurama [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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Loafy said:
I just pictured that whole part of the episode in my head :thumbup: it was like watching it


Same here.

spudamore : You should read the threads earlier about The depressing episodes - should be on page 2?

Anyway - I'm off to watch a movie and get tall - Night everyone!
:thumbup:


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outputrotation said:
x-com and unsolved mysteries are the only things that have ever made me truly scared

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Re: futurama [Re: TheDudeAbides]
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G'night

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Re: futurama [Re: TheDudeAbides]
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tall?


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Re: futurama [Re: blissedout]
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Smoke weed - Haha.

I forgot other people might not use that word :shrug:


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outputrotation said:
x-com and unsolved mysteries are the only things that have ever made me truly scared

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Re: futurama [Re: spudamore]
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yeah wiccan moved it here even though i would have liked it in the mystic forum, was going to discuss the actions of god in life.


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suicide a permanent solution to a temporary problem

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Re: futurama [Re: TheDudeAbides]
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Now that I think about it, I seem to recall someone using that term before, but I didn't know then, either. :crazy2:


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Re: futurama [Re: spudamore]
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woohoo back in its rightful place


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Re: futurama [Re: spudamore]
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matt groening definately went to my school. holler.


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we have art in order to not die of truth.
- nietzsche

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Re: futurama [Re: spudamore]
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f'n awesome :laugh: :smile:

yep, that show is so quotable. . i love ' i can conceive of gravies that would blow your little mind! '

-Bender. .

that is perhaps not exact; anyway he was speaking to the talking lobster :sun: who is a doctor

hehe.

:smile:


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Re: futurama [Re: once in a lifetime]
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Fucking love it.


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Considering spores can survive the vacuum of space, I would assume it's safe to say that mushrooms are on every planet waiting for the right conditions to present themselves. What it all boils down to, is aliens are on shrooms.

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Re: futurama [Re: Handslikehouses]
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futurama is an exploration of what would happen in the future if culture didn't evolve past where it is now.

I love Fry and the things he says. Two of my favorites are when Leela asks him if he drove a lot when he lived in Old New York  and he answers "no, no one in New York drove. There was too much traffic."

I also like the episode where he goes to the Amish planet and describes his life there as "simple but plain".


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The path of the herbalist is to open ourselves to nature in an innocent and pure way. SHe in turn will open her bounty and reward us with many valuable secrets. May the earth bless you. - Michael Tierra

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Re: futurama [Re: once in a lifetime]
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10 year bump. -1000 points.

Farnsworth: Great. You and Fry can bumble around together while the rest of us give up and make peace with our various deities. As for me, I'm an atheist. [gets down on his knees and "prays"] Oh, nobody's Father, who art nowhere, I know You can't hear me, completely ignore this prayer. Nothing art Thou and nothing Thou will ever be. Jesus was just a man.

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Re: futurama [Re: Middleman]
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aw, hehe.

it was half for the 'get tall' comment, etc. :sun: half for the fact that i love futurama.

Peace and love,
J.


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large  . . music garden . .  very
all peace                    them hi
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