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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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comical last meals
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along the lines of the death row thread...

20 March 1995, Thomas J. Grasso, Oklahoma
before getting the needle, makes a statement: "I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this."

26 Feb 2003, Amos King, Florida
Requested Thai food, but was denied because he had previously been served three "last" meals and eaten two of them.

7 Aug 2003, Tommy Jerry Fortenberry, Alabama
vending machine snacks

yuck:rofl:yuck

these are from one last meal site, add any others you find.


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In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter, bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."

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Re: comical last meals [Re: BubblerBoy]
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what's the site

if i wanted spaghetti-os and someone brought me spaghetti i'd be soooooooo mad. i mean for a last meal and all

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Re: comical last meals [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
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www.deadmaneating.com

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Re: comical last meals [Re: faslimy]
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hilarious~!


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Re: comical last meals [Re: faslimy]
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actually looking at that made me sad. i mean even if you did something really bad, the thought of knowing you're about to die and choosing a last meal, and it's your last meal ever and shit. that's so fucking depressing. how could you even enjoy it? like. fuck.

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Re: comical last meals [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
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i'm suprised how many ordered salads, like you gotta stay healthy y'know..

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Re: comical last meals [Re: faslimy]
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i think a salad would be a good last meal.

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Re: comical last meals [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #4767051 -

yeah that's real. like chappelle said i guess, laughing to keep from crying.

http://www.rotten.com/library/death/execution/last-meals/


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In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter, bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."

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Re: comical last meals [Re: BubblerBoy]
    #4767058 -

:lol:


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"I sat on the bus next to God once,
he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."

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Re: comical last meals [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
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i dunno, one guy ordered raw carrots and cucumbers.
i can imagine wanting to taste the fresh crisp bite of salad or what have you one more time.


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In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter, bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."

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Re: comical last meals [Re: BubblerBoy]
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yeah. something real. not all gross and deep fried.

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Re: comical last meals [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
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pizza and beer is what id get

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Re: comical last meals [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #4767123 -

id have some california rolls, unagi and a banana cream pie. a nd chocolate milk, aww yeah.


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



:cactus:

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Re: comical last meals [Re: Todcasil]
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Alabama, Anthony Johnson, December 12, 2002
a sandwich from a Holman Prison vending machine.

Texas, James Powell, October 1, 2002
one pot of coffee

a lot of people chose nothing, how depressing.


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In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter, bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."

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Re: comical last meals [Re: BubblerBoy]
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Yea, I'd be sure to gorge myself before I was killed. :smile:


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"I sat on the bus next to God once,
he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."

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Re: comical last meals [Re: License_to_Chill]
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I thought this was funny:

PETA wrote to Timothy McVeigh's warden, insisting that his last meal be meat-free. The protest turned out to be irrelevant, since McVeigh's request was for a quart of ice cream.

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Re: comical last meals [Re: s3nteNc3d2burN]
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This thread has given me an idea for a new one... I think I'm go make it.

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Re: comical last meals [Re: s3nteNc3d2burN]
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peta...what a bunch of fags. trying to deny a man meat for his last meal.

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Re: comical last meals [Re: BubblerBoy]
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10 Sep 2003 Larry Hayes
Texas two bacon cheeseburgers, french fries, onion rings, cole slaw, fried okra, pint of rocky road ice cream, milk, Diet Coke

Diet Coke.  :lol:  He requests all of that unhealthy shit and drinks a Diet Coke.

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Re: comical last meals [Re: Vex]
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The thought that most forms of execution cause you to shit yourself makes me wonder whether a timid meal so as to cause less mess, or a massive bloater of harsh foods to make a final "statement" would be in order.


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"You've got to get hold of the thread of marching time, pull the fuck thing down, get on the end of it and pang yourself to the infinitude of absolute mind"
Ken Campbell - Furtive Nudist

"The mystery of life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced" - Aart van der Leeuw

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