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Re: LNC Thurs. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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In need of help to forestall the foreclosure of his farm, an old farmer responded to a magazine ad and became the recipient of ten chrome-plated robots.

The farmer couldn't have been happier: The robots were intelligent, hard-working, honest, and always took initiative in doing their respective jobs. That evening, however, the farmer received a visit from the sheriff.

"You have to do something about those robots of yours; sunlight is reflecting off their chrome; it's blinding people driving by your farm, and could cause an accident."

That evening the farmer placed his ten robots in the barn and coated each in a layer of black paint.

The next day only three robots showed up for work...

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Re: LNC Thurs. [Re: Cowgold]
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:rofl:  Hahahahahahaha!


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: LNC Thurs. [Re: Trainwreck]
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Trainwreck said:
I keep spacing out for minutes at a time.

I think I took too much. I have to remind myself to breathe.


3 mg's? You better not be saying you took too much. Like I told bobo, I would give that amount to my kitty if he had insomnia.

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Re: LNC Thurs. [Re: Burke Dennings]
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the pipe makes yet another round.


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Re: LNC Thurs. [Re: Toddo]
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Google for them, Google solves all of lifes problems

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Re: LNC Thurs. [Re: Cowgold]
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:rotfl:

That was pretty good.



Hey Toddo how goes school man?


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: LNC Thurs. [Re: ShroomingNJ]
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Bah I really gotta invest in a headstash

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Re: LNC Thurs. [Re: Burke Dennings]
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:lol:

I'm a lightweight again, haven't been taking pills for a few weeks really. Tonight though I got 12 1mg klonopins.

I just took 2g more, so we'll see how this goes :smile:

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Re: LNC Thurs. [Re: ShroomingNJ]
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headstash?

hey dude check this out. When I went to get my dro hooked up last night I had to kill some time... the dude wasn't home yet and I was already in the area and didn't want to waste gas drivin back and forth. anyway I went to a mall. yeah iwasn't really thrilled but anyway point of my story...
it was a pain in the ass but I got hooked up and I found this badass hat.


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Re: LNC Thurs. [Re: Cowgold]
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Ha! If I wore hats, I'd want that.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: LNC Thurs. [Re: Cowgold]
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Cowgold said:
headstash?

hey dude check this out.  When I went to get my dro hooked up last night I had to kill some time... the dude wasn't home yet and I was already in the area and didn't want to waste gas drivin back and forth.  anyway I went to a mall.  yeah iwasn't really thrilled but anyway point of my story...
it was a pain in the ass but I got hooked up and I found this badass hat.




badass hat indeed :thumbup:


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Re: LNC Thurs. [Re: Trainwreck]
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Now we're talking.  Five is acceptable.  However, I would probably push it a little further.  That's just me though.  :shrug:

:borfase:

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Re: LNC Thurs. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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great so far. Learning some craziness. Anthropology is insane. Whats been going on in here?


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Shroomery Composition Contest

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Re: LNC Thurs. [Re: ShroomingNJ]
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A Headstash meaning something I just put aside and not um you know where i am going with this hopefully

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Re: LNC Thurs. [Re: Burke Dennings]
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I chewed them up too :laugh:

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Re: LNC Thurs. [Re: Trainwreck]
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You should take the OTD challenge next.... PM Wiccan_Seeker for details.

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Re: LNC Thurs. [Re: Trainwreck]
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link?

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Re: LNC Thurs. [Re: Trainwreck]
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Do you think replying to yourself makes you a big man? HUH?!

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Re: LNC Thurs. [Re: Burke Dennings]
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:lol: :thumbup:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: LNC Thurs. [Re: Trainwreck]
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http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat...rue#Post4561821

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